BigMonFan - Posted - 01/22/2011:  13:40:33

Yeah, I did, and how about Spider?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 01/22/2011:  14:02:43

Who in the world would name their kid spider?

dflowers - Posted - 01/22/2011:  14:32:20

Perhaps Mr and Mrs Trapdoor?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/22/2011:  15:55:02

quote:

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Originally posted by gdtrfb24

Who in the world would name their kid spider?

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gdtrfb24 - Posted - 01/22/2011:  18:00:23

I wonder if he's related to Trampas?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/22/2011:  18:10:33

why wouldn't they be other places? And why do they say a ghost lives here if the ghost is dead?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/22/2011:  18:11:48

looking at that you would think I was about twenty pages back wouldn't you?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2011:  02:18:43

"twenty pages back from what" ?

paulac7 - Posted - 01/23/2011:  05:52:52

I don't know--do you?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/23/2011:  06:00:11

Is there something I know nothing about that I can help you with?

janolov - Posted - 01/23/2011:  07:06:12

Do you know nothing about something?

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/23/2011:  07:06:47

What is you best nonexistent field of theories?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2011:  07:09:50

Scaggs,would you please shut the door up there??
It's cold here.Thanks

janolov - Posted - 01/23/2011:  07:12:06

How cold is it in Florida?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/23/2011:  07:23:20

Isn't one of my theories that the less a particular subject is talked about the more often it doesn't become the main topic of a conversation?

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/23/2011:  07:36:05

Do Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 01/23/2011:  08:18:36

Do you think they come with instructions?

roxygrl - Posted - 01/23/2011:  08:22:43

..Duffy want inswuctions on hows to cowmitt swuicides ?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 01/23/2011:  08:25:27

Are those ears or some sort of radar dishes on your helmet?

roxygrl - Posted - 01/23/2011:  08:28:40

Daffy..No, 'spose to be mickys ears..
same thing tho...

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 01/23/2011:  08:31:32

Where can I get one of those cool helmets?

roxygrl - Posted - 01/23/2011:  08:37:01

..don't think anyone can now?..it being
just one an' original, special made for me..

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/23/2011:  09:01:24

Duck. How is it going to fit your head without covering your eyes?
I see, Your bill/mouth will catch it..

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/23/2011:  09:15:58

I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
Would you return it?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/23/2011:  09:29:38

well, is there alot of sweating?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2011:  15:19:27

Can you sweat in this cold weather?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/23/2011:  15:24:43

Is it a wash and wear or a drip dry sweater?

paulac7 - Posted - 01/23/2011:  16:23:13

If you wash it, will it scream??

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/23/2011:  16:26:49

Is it made of spun sugarbabies?

MWBailey - Posted - 01/23/2011:  18:56:27

how many mandolin players does it take to spin a sugarbaby?

janolov - Posted - 01/23/2011:  23:06:26

Doesn't that depends on which key they are playing?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/24/2011:  03:01:58

now I'm supposed to take up the playing of keys? What if I haven't got the banjo down yet?

janolov - Posted - 01/24/2011:  03:06:06

Do you have to use keys to play the banjo?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/24/2011:  03:09:04

can I just use the keys I have or do I need special ones?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 01/24/2011:  03:51:33

I have you tried car keys?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2011:  03:57:08

Will monKEYS work for that application?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  04:43:08

Scotty......why would Monks have keys? Don't they have to give up all worldly possessions?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/24/2011:  05:08:56

so now I have to give up my keys? what I'm supposed to play with?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  05:38:06

Oh dear......do you REALLY want me to answer that?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/24/2011:  06:25:51

Do you play well with others?

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/24/2011:  07:12:06

Can you still get shoes for a buck at the bowling alleys?
Mine are about gone.

janolov - Posted - 01/24/2011:  07:12:18

I think I play well with others, but do they play well with me?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  07:15:05

can y'all stop talking bout playing with yourselves? That's really TMI, doncha think?

janolov - Posted - 01/24/2011:  07:44:03

Do you want to play with me?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2011:  08:17:59

Is that the question of the year?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/24/2011:  08:27:41

Isn't that obvious?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  08:34:24

Ok....maybe y'all should keep playing with yourselves.....that probably is best.....maybe?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/24/2011:  08:44:44

well isn't it apparent that no one else is?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/24/2011:  09:03:27

Foxy, what does 'TMI' mean?

I looked for it on this senior shortcut list somebody posted on another BHO thread but I couldn't find no TMI?

ATD = At The Doctor's
BTW = Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT = Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM = Covered By Medicare
CUATSC = See You At The Senior Center
DWI = Driving While Incontinent
FWB = Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW = Forgot Where I Was
FYI = Found Your Insulin
GGLKI = Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
GGPBL = Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA = Got Heartburn Again
HGBM = Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO = Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO = Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL = Living On Lipitor
LWO = Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR = On My Massage Recliner
OMSG = Oh My! Sorry - Gas!
ROFL-CGU = Rolling On The Floor Laughing - Can't Get Up
SGGP = Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL = Talk To You Louder
WAITT = Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA = Wet The Furniture Again
WTP = Where's The Prunes?
WWNO = Walker Wheels Need Oil