JimmieSue - Posted - 12/15/2010:  04:36:32

is he hiding in the closet?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/15/2010:  04:53:13

He’s an outdoorsman isn’t he?

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/15/2010:  05:06:39

Don't you got to have some outhouses before you can be an outdoorsman?

......as for me, I'd just as soon be a greeter at Wally-World, eh?

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/15/2010:  05:13:47

if'n ya aint gotta outhouse.....that make ya a treehugger?

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/15/2010:  05:18:09

....maybe a treehiderbehinder?

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/15/2010:  05:19:32

but.....aint ya in front of it to someone? not behind it?

maybe you'd be a bushman?

Edited by - JimmieSue on 12/15/2010 05:20:13

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/15/2010:  05:25:33

that'd be better than bein' a blackberry briarthicketman, wouldn't it?

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/15/2010:  05:30:53

or a poisonivyman..... that's just fritenin, isn't it?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/15/2010:  05:34:27

I think Scotty has all the old time paraphernalia

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/15/2010:  05:37:20

Does most of it still work?

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/15/2010:  05:39:39

what r pair-a-fern-nails?

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/15/2010:  06:57:59

Is that Florida slang for a team a mules?

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/15/2010:  07:05:06

I don't live in florida....how'm I sposta kno?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/15/2010:  07:07:15

Maybe Scotty could come on here and verify the latest reports and clarify if everything is still working?

janolov - Posted - 12/15/2010:  07:13:57

Isn't he busy with his pair-a-fern-nails?

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/15/2010:  07:14:38

are we going in circles?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/15/2010:  08:19:12

Scotty is pretty straight, isn’t he??

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/15/2010:  08:31:29

is that a trick question?

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/15/2010:  08:33:05

Ya think we could use him for a chalk line?

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/15/2010:  09:04:45

is he blue.....n that's why he aint talkin today?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/15/2010:  10:24:45

Could be beddin his mules down for the winter spell,?

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/15/2010:  10:28:45

I think you should take that back!!! Don't y'all think he should?!?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/15/2010:  10:52:02

What. About using him for a straight line of about his muledeer?

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/15/2010:  12:34:01

would your dear like to be called a mule?

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/15/2010:  13:22:11

Can we call Scotty's tractor a John Deer?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/15/2010:  13:28:50

John Deer--Wasn't that some kind of letter someone got?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 12/15/2010:  16:03:04

What, Scotty sent everyone letters this year?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/15/2010:  16:31:14

What did he say in yours?

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/15/2010:  17:26:37

Did he say he said he wrote real slow coz he figured ducks can't read very fast?

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/15/2010:  17:48:40

Duck.....which letter did he send ya.....or more than one maybe?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 12/16/2010:  03:54:42

Why do you ask?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/16/2010:  04:22:18

Don't think he will ever tell??

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/16/2010:  04:34:15

did he lose his voice? (or break his keyboard?)

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/16/2010:  04:45:24

Hi there, glad to see ya'll been bein good.
Ya have,haven't cha ?

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/16/2010:  05:12:16

are you gonna tell Santa?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/16/2010:  09:47:32

Does Santa care anymore?

roxygrl - Posted - 12/16/2010:  09:58:19

So write to Santa?..an' say dear Mr Claus how yah doin'
..how 'bout some special caring down this away..

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/16/2010:  10:11:40

whddayamean - does santa CARE anymore?!?!?! Maybe it's YOU (us) that don't seem to CARE anymore! That ever cross your mind??? HUH?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/16/2010:  10:25:34

how muck crossing?

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/16/2010:  10:37:50

seems a good PLENTY is in order - don't it?!?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/16/2010:  11:15:38

Are there anymore penalties after XMAS?

JimmieSue - Posted - 12/16/2010:  11:42:34

ya wanna spanking from baby new year or father time?

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/16/2010:  12:15:27

Does anyone still remember ever getting or giving a pretend spanking to whoever's birthday it was.... one lick for each year old the birthday boy or girl was, plus one more lick "to grow on"?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/16/2010:  13:11:43

Can you tell us more about the lickin' part?

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/16/2010:  14:30:30

Which part of a lickin' doncha unnerstand?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 12/16/2010:  14:37:51

Was it a slobbery lick?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/16/2010:  15:18:31

Was that in Scotty’s letter too?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 12/16/2010:  15:27:59

There's two letters?

scaggs7 - Posted - 12/16/2010:  15:45:07

What will they think of next?