ErikH - Posted - 01/28/2011:  03:37:47

I don't know. Maybe they shoot pool instead?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2011:  04:02:59

Why would someone want to shoot a pool?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/28/2011:  04:12:05

wouldn't all the water leak out?

ErikH - Posted - 01/28/2011:  04:14:58

Don't they do that to get rid of the pool sharks?

janolov - Posted - 01/28/2011:  05:10:02

Why do they want to get rid of the pool sharks?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2011:  05:30:58

You have sharks in your pool?

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/28/2011:  05:35:08

Is that a loaded question?

janolov - Posted - 01/28/2011:  05:48:20

Isn't it more loaded to ask if you have an electric eel?

dflowers - Posted - 01/28/2011:  05:52:49

Can a hippie Eel get loaded?

janolov - Posted - 01/28/2011:  06:01:25

What's the difference between a loaded hippie eel and an electric eel?

dflowers - Posted - 01/28/2011:  06:08:58

Isn't a loaded hippie eel smoked and an electric eel fried?

janolov - Posted - 01/28/2011:  06:10:07

By the way, have you tasted smoked eel?

dflowers - Posted - 01/28/2011:  06:11:20

Smoked eel is delicious but don"t you think smoked salmon is tastier?

janolov - Posted - 01/28/2011:  06:12:42

I prefer salted salmon, have you tried it?

dflowers - Posted - 01/28/2011:  06:18:33

I haven't tried salted salmon. Do you like goats milk or do you prefer the utter kind?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/28/2011:  06:48:13

there's some utter kind?

dflowers - Posted - 01/28/2011:  07:02:05

Do you like to "milk" a pun?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/28/2011:  07:19:24

WWMD.......What Would the Milkman Do?

dflowers - Posted - 01/28/2011:  07:40:22

Wouldn't the milkman ring once because the postman rang twice?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/28/2011:  07:45:26

Why didn't they name that old song "Please, Mr. Milkman" instead of.....?



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Edited by - BigMonFan on 01/28/2011 07:46:52

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2011:  07:50:50

DOn't they both deliver?

dflowers - Posted - 01/28/2011:  07:57:47

I know that Karl Malone delivers and is called the postman. But who is the Milkman?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/28/2011:  08:11:46

Karl Malone, huh?.....I thought it was the stork?

ErikH - Posted - 01/28/2011:  08:13:39

Do you mean the Stork from Animal House?

dflowers - Posted - 01/28/2011:  08:38:53

Was he the guy with his brothers' car?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/28/2011:  08:42:14

What happened to car 54?

dflowers - Posted - 01/28/2011:  08:47:43

Did Toody and Muldoon ever sing in a bluegrass band?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2011:  09:11:28

Wasn't it a rock band - Toody and the Blowfish?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/28/2011:  09:41:31

do you like fish sticks?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2011:  10:17:55

Did you know I once hit a seagull with a tractor trailer?

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/28/2011 10:19:52

dflowers - Posted - 01/28/2011:  10:27:22

Did that experience leave you with a good impression?

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/28/2011:  10:53:40

Did you finally get over it?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/28/2011:  10:57:17

Did you locate next of kin?

dflowers - Posted - 01/28/2011:  11:14:37

Where you working for a "fly by night" company?

ErikH - Posted - 01/28/2011:  11:25:05

Why were you driving a tractor-trailer over the ocean?

dflowers - Posted - 01/28/2011:  11:39:57

Did you end up in the Marianna Trench?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2011:  13:11:26

Isn't that a pretty deep question?

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/28/2011:  13:16:31

how much were the tickets?

ErikH - Posted - 01/28/2011:  13:18:13

Tickets? Did you get pulled over?

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/28/2011:  13:21:34

What's that?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2011:  13:53:09

Do you mean that literally or in a metaphorical sense?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/28/2011:  13:57:15

are you metaphorically insensitve?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2011:  13:58:54

Could I be metaphorically insensitive in an existential way?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/28/2011:  14:34:45

Oh.. Now your trying to exit the situation?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 01/28/2011:  14:58:40

Should we exit, stage left?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/28/2011:  15:13:36

I thought the stage exited town on the right.

ErikH - Posted - 01/28/2011:  15:27:06

There's a town on the right?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/28/2011:  15:41:48

No, there's a bad moon on the right....isn't there?

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/28/2011:  15:51:30

Which moon is the bad one?