BigMonFan - Posted - 02/10/2011:  06:41:59

The best brand of duck dip is Dippety Doo Dah isn't it?

JimmieSue - Posted - 02/10/2011:  07:40:59

Oh dear.....are you two in the mood to be square dancin with the duck? All this talk of promenade n doo dahs.....

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/10/2011:  08:20:45

Nah, the duck's got two left feet and besides that why sometimes he wears his beak back'ards and then when we try and do the Tango with him how we s'post to tell if he's comin' or goin'?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 02/10/2011:  09:34:12

does it really take two to tango?

dflowers - Posted - 02/10/2011:  09:49:39

Why don't you ask the duck?

roxygrl - Posted - 02/10/2011:  10:07:15

..Hey daffy you wanna dance the Tango?

JimmieSue - Posted - 02/10/2011:  10:44:10

dint ya know the duck can't count?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 02/10/2011:  11:01:24

so he don't know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

ErikH - Posted - 02/10/2011:  11:12:00

Wasn't that an owl?

JimmieSue - Posted - 02/10/2011:  12:02:13

he didn't figure it out either - did he? unless you consider bitin the same as lickin?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/10/2011:  12:13:13

They're making tootsie pops with ducks an' owl's in the center?....what's this ol' world comin' to?

JimmieSue - Posted - 02/10/2011:  12:36:58

wouldn't you like a 'surprise' like that?

dflowers - Posted - 02/10/2011:  12:47:01

Should I give a "hoot" or a "quack?"

ErikH - Posted - 02/10/2011:  13:05:01

I don't know. Maybe you should ask the tortoise?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2011:  13:05:47

Do you know what the snail said when he was on the back of a tortoise?

ErikH - Posted - 02/10/2011:  13:08:43

No, what did he say?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/10/2011:  13:55:31

Did the tortoise say, "look everybody, a talking snail?"

ErikH - Posted - 02/10/2011:  14:07:55

Or did the Snail say "Look, a talking tortoise"?

scaggs7 - Posted - 02/10/2011:  14:13:16

Are you wantin to make some guitar picks?

ErikH - Posted - 02/10/2011:  14:17:19

Or maybe some eyeglass frames?

roxygrl - Posted - 02/10/2011:  14:21:40

...you want these for your tortoise?

scaggs7 - Posted - 02/10/2011:  14:36:18

tortoise----
What an unusual name for a slow mover. Ae?

roxygrl - Posted - 02/10/2011:  14:48:17

tortoise gets it there,...some folks don't?

ErikH - Posted - 02/10/2011:  14:56:48

Slow and steady wins the race?

dflowers - Posted - 02/10/2011:  16:45:18

Behold the turtle. Is it true he only makes progress when he sticks his neck out?

roxygrl - Posted - 02/10/2011:  16:48:56

..you certain you has it,...right way around?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 02/10/2011:  17:34:54

Can I step around your question?

scaggs7 - Posted - 02/10/2011:  17:57:44

How far is it around it?

ErikH - Posted - 02/10/2011:  18:06:36

Is that English or Metric?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/10/2011:  18:12:57

Vertical or Horizontal?

JimmieSue - Posted - 02/10/2011:  18:16:15

Why is it you can't just answer? Ya hiding something, duck?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/10/2011:  18:18:14

Ya think he's hiding in the tootsie pop center again?

JimmieSue - Posted - 02/10/2011:  18:21:32

If he is.....Can we just leave him there this time?

ErikH - Posted - 02/10/2011:  18:35:35

Is he hiding from the Abominable Snowman?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 02/11/2011:  03:53:44

Abominable Snowman....where?

scaggs7 - Posted - 02/11/2011:  04:08:43

The Abominable Snowman has feathers?

JimmieSue - Posted - 02/11/2011:  04:10:11

What would the bumble want with the duck......bumbles like pork....don't ya know that?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/11/2011:  04:58:06

Do abdominal snowmen have big round fat bellies or little skinny flat ones?

ErikH - Posted - 02/11/2011:  05:05:42

Must be round, because they bounce, don't they?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2011:  05:32:42

Do they play basketball?

ErikH - Posted - 02/11/2011:  05:40:52

Do they eat basketballs?

roxygrl - Posted - 02/11/2011:  07:00:55

Would a Snow Goose have the answer?

ErikH - Posted - 02/11/2011:  07:14:34

Does he call the duck George?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/11/2011:  09:48:55

Now who would call our duck gorgeous?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2011:  09:57:03

Would he respond if you did?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2011:  10:11:24

Is a duck responsive?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/11/2011:  11:10:46

....which begs the question, is a goose goosey?

ErikH - Posted - 02/11/2011:  11:56:35

Or just loosey?

scaggs7 - Posted - 02/11/2011:  14:00:35

Who has an honest answer?