Diamond Eagle - Posted - 01/24/2011:  09:26:21

Where's the Prunes?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/24/2011:  09:48:03

doesn't Jimmie Sue have them?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:32:16

what do I have now?

Edited by - JimmieSue on 01/24/2011 11:32:29

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:33:12

The monk's keys?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:34:01

didn't he give those to the head mother?

janolov - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:35:39

Is there a mother with a head?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:36:22

did the father bite it off?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:36:50

Is that like the bathroom police chief or what?

janolov - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:37:48

Wasn't it in the bedroom?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:38:04

is he in there reading the newspaper?

roxygrl - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:38:56

Confusing isn’t it?...is Dirty George the mad monk
who has these keys?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:39:42

Is that why most news usually stinks?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:39:46

does dirty george sound like a monk?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:40:35

Wasn't he a wrestler from way back?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:41:21

and monks can't be wrestlers? don't they wrestle with things everyday....???

roxygrl - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:43:33

..you think Elmer will hunt him..like..like..Wrabbits??

janolov - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:45:49

Have you seen a wrabbit hunt?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:46:03

dontcha think Dirty George would be the hunter.....rather than the huntee?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:46:39

Ain't Elmer too busy makin' glue?

roxygrl - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:51:40

..yeah!..an I has a magic helwmet...an'..an' a magic spear from Elmer .if'en
he trys his DG stuff too!..ok?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:52:33

BMF.....what's elmer make his glue outta? meeses?

janolov - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:54:20

Doesn't Elmer buy it as all others?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:54:51

Ain't it a secret...sorty like the 11 herbs and spices they put in KFC chicken?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:55:37

he buys the meeses he makes glue outta?

janolov - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:56:05

Does Elmer's Glue taste or smell like herbs and spices?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  11:57:52

Oh......he uses rotten meeses n puts all them spices on to cover it up - eh?

janolov - Posted - 01/24/2011:  12:02:45

Do you have Elmer's Glue with strawberry taste?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/24/2011:  12:06:47

Did you know there is a site on the web called:

It's the "Thread For Kids Who Ate School Paste" Thread ?

janolov - Posted - 01/24/2011:  12:08:47

What is the difference between school pasta and Elmer's glue?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  12:14:57

not much?

roxygrl - Posted - 01/24/2011:  13:29:59

Jan, did you know Albert Einstein played game of Tiddlywinks with his wife Elsa? Him being great thinker an’ so much, needed diversion to relax?...an’ so if you wanna talk ‘bout difference between school pasta and Elmer's glue or whatever go right ahead .s’okay by me…..

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/24/2011:  13:32:08

What the heck am I a huntin now?

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/24/2011:  13:38:46

You think Einstein knew the difference between pasta and glue?

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/24/2011:  13:43:13

Would I be a complainer if I told you after returning the Christmas sweater it cost me a house?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/24/2011:  14:05:29

aren't you the one that wanted a moaner instead of a sweater? So you returned it an it cost you a house?

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/24/2011:  14:11:59

What can I say, man?

My hearts desire caused me to be ram-sacked.

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/24/2011:  14:18:31

Are you living in the tent now?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/24/2011:  14:20:04

do you need some glue?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 01/24/2011:  14:57:50

Can I have a nail instead?

roxygrl - Posted - 01/24/2011:  14:58:16

...Scaggsy you can't just return a gift given from your hearts desire...just 'cause you don't like it!..
always accept any gift thankfully....I'm sayin' ...its like lookin' gift horse in the mouth..an' sayin'..don't like this!!.. you have something else??..you would same treatment from Roxy...by the ways, you still have my blanket??..can't find it...

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2011:  15:46:27

My Pappy always said if someone wanted to give you something,
take it. If you don't like the gift you can throw it away on the way home.
Whatta ya think bout that ?

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/24/2011:  16:12:20

does that mean I can throw this here "blanket" away?

roxygrl - Posted - 01/24/2011:  16:18:19

Whatta I think bout that ?
I would agree with Confucius: He said Quote, "To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness"....

dirtygeorge - Posted - 01/24/2011:  16:35:15

what did you just call Me?

ErikH - Posted - 01/24/2011:  17:39:10

So evil is as evil does?

What if it isn't your size?

JimmieSue - Posted - 01/24/2011:  17:43:39

Maybe you should dye it then?

scaggs7 - Posted - 01/24/2011:  20:38:43

Is it true that marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative?

janolov - Posted - 01/24/2011:  23:25:40

Why not choose anothers married woman?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/25/2011:  02:30:52

Is that legal?