Orbiting in the space-station
without any alcoholic libations
or pretzels or popcorn
But plenty of Snickers
due to lame jokes
and your cat’s antics
Caught on ring video
so animal-rights people protested
until they were distracted
By stupid campaign signs
made shoddily by “Signs’R’Us”
That self destructed after
wildfire smoke moved in
Because smoky bear was
was in early hibernation
neglecting his sworn duties
With outdated fire suppression
methods from “Arsonists’R’Us” manuals
Who offer free highway
crossing signs for wooded-areas
where Yogi and BooBoo
hide stolen picnic baskets
Full of Venus fly
traps that hated mosquitoes
And preferred flys with
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