with a fountain pen
hammer and duct tape
With a blow torch to
completely burn the evidence
rendering subsequent investigations useless
by flatfoots and gumshoes
who are overworked and
underpaid rendering them irate
and in foul moods
, unable to afford donuts
With sprinkles and filled
with various flavors of
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/20/2026 15:59:11
Fake fruit and imitation
chocolate imported from Slobovia
subject to high tariffs
cuz it’s a s^ithole
Who keeps pissing everyone
off with their drug-running
and poor interior-design choices
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/22/2026 04:33:33
And no news coverage
except by pony express
or over telegraph wires
broken after ice storms
and devastatingly high winds
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/23/2026 12:35:52
Inviting forest fire starters
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