where employees drink RedBull
Spiked with Jim Bean
while eating giant pretzels
With way too much
salt from the Himalayas
then dipped in mustard
And lightly breaded with
rat-poop infested flour
Suddenly, the FDA inspector
dropped dead of Hantavirus
and officials donned masks
And sent in the
most dispensable among themselves
to incinerate the traitor
Using flair guns that
occasionally misfire causing unwanted
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/14/2026 05:56:56
scars that show up
From the back fired
projectile causing irreparable damage
to eyebrows and nose hairs
That needed the attention
of a skilled hair-stylist
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/16/2026 03:42:32
named Kitty who earned
Her degree from the
Hairs-Are-Us online beauty school
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