All they way to
restricted areas meant only
for handicapped basketball leagues
To practice their layup
in broken-down decrepit wheelchairs
obtained second hand from
From the local goodwill
and various Veterans Associations
run by grouchy sargeants
Who failed their weight
requirements by inhaling donuts
and Snickers candy bars
Alongside candy corn and
her sister Sweet Nothin’
Who was a sour
puss always complaining about
the price of tobacco
And her empty pantry
while fostering fears of
widespread famine in Mongolia
Prompting her to start
digging a root cellar
using a Caterpillar 420-backhoe
Rented from a local
Menards home improvement store
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