cannibalistic Pygmy Drag-Queen warriors
who like fried gonads
Disguised as oversized chicken
thighs that have been
shaped into small balls
And lightly breaded with
Shake-N-Bake and seasoned with
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/15/2026 00:56:47
Classic ranch dressing and
served with frosty-cold beer
from Roscoe’s Roadhouse’s taps
In chilled glass mugs
printed with A&W logos
so they “lawyered up”
filing a copyright lawsuit
With a lawyer named
Dewey Cheatum whose wife
Was aptly named Sue
with-whom you share pickles
,Morey Amsterdam’s anxious wife
Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/17/2026 10:50:35
Who loves her pickles
and is nicknamed Pickles
And frosts her pickles
with Alan Brady’s dandruff
And feeds them too
George Jetsons’s dog Astro
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