chewed up by puppies
Freshly rescued from the
humane society care facility
where mistreated dogs growl
Before attacking bad guys
who might harm kittens
At Miss Kitty’s Ranch
Where kittys are spoiled
being fed dead mice
Fried and breaded with
crushed Ritz cracker crumbs
, prepared by Chef Boyardee
Chased by Chuck Wagon
brand bourbon baked beans
that leaves one grunting
and gasping for fresh-air
Reading the paper before
the dog chews it
And barfs all over
after realizing was used
as outhouse toilet paper
that had fallen on
The same day as
the annual April Fools
free million dollar giveaway
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