in their Datsun truck
With a lawnmower engine
, bicycle, and several goats
Which badely needed milking
before they head-butted you
from behind causing serious
Black blue and purple
welts that castor oil
Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/27/2026 08:15:47
and lidocaine couldn’t remedy
But Jim Beam worked
wonders when administered moderately
Using the proper shot
glass made in Russia
of the finest crystal
Made back before the
Bolshevik Revolution ever occured
Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/28/2026 12:48:20
When drinking was outlawed
and outlaws kept drinking
While showing off their
old Russian muzzle loaders
used for duelling purposes
After taking twenty paces
back over a cliff
But landed on a
rising hot air balloon
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