in the sweltering heat
Because the ozone hole
was fired upon by
Alien starship space lasers
Until Spock viewed them
with his titanium binoculars
purchased locally from Craigslist
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 02/24/2026 08:31:52
From the Klingon warrior
who wears fancy dresses
Made of blue polyester
and knee-high Argyle socks
Which match his light
weight custom made Lightsaber
And hand held transporter
manufactured in Buffalo where
Factories hire anyone who
does not play banjo
But owns a Telecaster
to attract teenage girls
Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/25/2026 08:11:09
who have divorced mothers
Looking for baby daddy’s
stinking old cigarette butts
And long lost roach
clips hidden in their
Old car sun visor
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