Take a relaxing pontoon boat ride or book a trip on one of those ridiculously huge cruise ships.

Take a relaxing pontoon ride or ask your SO for a massage?

Book a trip on one of those ridiculously huge cruise ships and ask your SO for a massage or book a massage at a full service salon?

Ask yer SO , blah, blah, blah or book à blah, blah, blah salon or buy a vibrator?

Buy a vibrator, or forget to charge the batteries?

Forget to charge the batteries or buy new batteries?

Buy new batteries or hook up a perpetual motion generator to power the aforementioned vibrator ?

hook up a perpetual motion generator to power the aforementioned vibrator, or prove perpetual motion machines are impossible?

Prove perpetual motions are impossible or buy a dipping bird ?

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Buy a dipping bird or drive your cat crazy with a dipping bird?

Drive your cat crazy with a dipping bird or watch your cat destroy the dipping bird you just bought?

watch your cat destroy the dipping bird you just bought, or buy a pit bull instead

Buy a pit bull instead or crush 3 Red Bulls?

Crush 3 Red Bulls or go hear politicians spout bull at a rally?

go hear politicians spout bull at a rally, or put a red cape on a politician, at the bull fights?

Put a red cape on a politician at the bull fights or make it mandatory that politicians run with the bulls?

Make it mandatory that politicians run with the bulls or put your local politico on a one-way flight to Pamplona?

Put your politics on à one way flight to Pamplona or move to the Argentine Pampas?

Move to the Argentine Pampas or move to the Yukon Territories?

Move to the Yukon or attend a Johnny Horton tribute concert?

Attend a Johnny Horton tribute concert or take a job at Tim Horton’s?

Take a job at Tim Horton’s or go on unemployment?

Go on unemployment, or join the Air Force and aim high

Join the Air Force and aim high or or build a biplane ?

build a biplane, or plane a slab of oak wood and build a table