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A sad day....BEEFUS has passed on

Posted by BEEFUS on Tuesday, January 8, 2008


Dear folks on thuh Banjo Hang Out:

This is Mrs. Beefus an ah gots sum terrible news. BEEFUS is done got himself dead.

It seem that thuh Puppy Dawg I brung home a while back were not a Puppy Dog at all, but a enormous Killer Chicken. The fellas in the white coats at the Geneticals Lab lied to a poor disabledated woman what cain't see so good (I got one glass eye and one wooden one) and tole me it were a White Labradoodle.

An now that horrible Chicken done took my husband. It open its beak over BEEFUS -- then it reach down -- an it swallered him up! An then it spitted out his Electrical Banjo.

Then it done gave a mighty BURP an out come a pair o goggles an a top hat.

Yes, folks, sad but true. I ams a widder. The mighty BEEFUS is no more.

Thanks to alls of you what listened to BEEFUS' terrible musics, an watched them dumb videos, an attended them loud weirdo concerts.

All I, a poor widder, has left is that mean ole chicken to keep me cumpny.

It a ornery ole thing, that for sure. It not only eat up my husband, but now I looks out throo the bars on muh window an I see it wearin his top hat!

The nerve!

Oh, the world will never be the same!!!!!



25 comments on “A sad day....BEEFUS has passed on”

fisher Says:
Tuesday, January 8, 2008 @9:48:03 PM

Truly,a sad day in banjodom. My heart weeps for Beefus.

frailin Says:
Tuesday, January 8, 2008 @9:54:17 PM

Ah, like gas after a raw steak, I have a feeling, Beefus will return!

TheBoog Says:
Tuesday, January 8, 2008 @11:40:19 PM

My condolences

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmJkLTIEVB0

BruceH Says:
Tuesday, January 8, 2008 @11:43:38 PM

Best sell the Electical Banjo on the Banjo Hangout Classifieds, maybe raise enough money for a proper buriel.

I hear he was making a lot of money selling Beefus's Banjo Butter too... I'm sure the secret died with him..

Ahh, said day.

twhite54 Says:
Tuesday, January 8, 2008 @11:50:52 PM

this could be good news for mike gregory...he's been on the lookout for a good woman..

stanger Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @12:49:11 AM

condolences to you widder... hope you can carry on in BEEFUSES place hear, y'hear?

stanger Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @12:50:12 AM

'n just when BEEFUS was going to be president, too... dang.

bjango53 Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @3:32:03 AM

Condolences Mrs Fus, plug that Lec Banjer in and give it a try a New Mrs B. Fus era may begin.

Banjowen Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @5:15:13 AM

I hope the chicken's ok...

twhite54 Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @6:09:12 AM

OOOOOH the humanity...!!!  well sorta anyway....

jaberwocky Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @8:25:30 AM

R yas shur tha shickin not throwed up Beefus cause like theys says: " You can't keep a good man down"!

 

Mays be hes a gone down to tha there creek for a washing up? eavin if its not Saturday!

wkb28791 Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @8:45:47 AM

I knowed sumthin awfull was fixin a happen cause a bird flew in the house and pearched itself on my banjo.
On one hand, I'm a saddened for ole Beefus but on the otherin, I'm a right proud it wuttin me.

Don't go messin with Beefus widder lessin ya want a haint a fallerin ya!!

jimbo78 Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @8:59:47 AM

I gotta git me one-uh-them Chickens!

Yopparai Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @12:02:30 PM

Alas poor BEEFUS. I knew him. I guess we come not to bury BEEFUS, but to compost him. Funny, I always thought it would be a toaster that got him.

The world grieves with you today, Mrs BEEFUS. Will there be fried chicken at the memorial wake?

the-fish Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @12:05:29 PM

RIP Mister Beef, R.I.P!!!

No go shoot that chicken and send me the hat!!

TMarshall1 Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @2:25:21 PM

Dearest Ms. SheeFus, my sincerest condolences. I'll always remember his philosophy "...the needs of the many shall outweigh the needs of the BEEFUS...."

He was quite a guy!

Old Man Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @4:34:51 PM

Rub some of that befus butter on that chicken befor he dies.

mike gregory Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @5:33:01 PM

My corn dolences.

Fred Frank Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @6:52:37 PM

Who the hell is Beefus?

Klondike Waldo Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @6:59:39 PM

Fred, that would be "who the hell WAS Beefus?"

maverick Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @7:47:17 PM

I am so sad for da Beefus family !!!!!

Act now and take Killer Chiken to Hospital... Beefus can stay alive for 48 hours by using his Beefus survival skills.

snakeherd Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @8:23:21 PM

I've had my eye on Missus Beefus for a while now, so I ain't all that disappointed that Beefus got ate up.
Give me a call hunney!

twayneking Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @8:37:45 PM

Remind me is it red wine with beefus and white wine with chicken or the other way 'round.

banjo bode Says:
Wednesday, January 9, 2008 @9:29:24 PM

when you go you take a little bit of us with you...no i mean it !!!          I  want you to take a little bit of all us with you......

BEEFUS Says:
Thursday, January 10, 2008 @1:41:07 AM

Check outs the next post! That chicken am actin pretty dang weird!

-Mrs. Beefus

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