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The Killer Chicken!

Posted by BEEFUS on Monday, December 3, 2007

Oh, BEEFUS gots problumps! Big uns!

BEEFUS were at wurk, shovelin fish eyeses into Grinder at th Cat Fude Plant, when Mrs. Beefus call on th telufoan. She say "BEEFUS! Ah done gots us a puppa dawg! We gone call hims Mr. Snuffles! Him a cute 'un!"

BEEFUS not kno what say. A dawg? But BEEFUS kno th sekrit to beein marrid is do what you is toald, so him sez Okay!

BEEFUS get hoam at foar o klok in th mornin. BEEFUS' howse are all darks. But th lites are not wurk, so that not unusual.

Then BEEFUS Him noatice a huge Dawg Hows in frunt yards. Him heers a rumblin an a hoarble noize. But  it weerd, it not a barkin noyze. It moar like BUK BUK BUK BAKAWWWWWWWWWK!

THen, owt uv th Dawg Howse kome a huge CHICKEN! It run rite at BEEFUS! It eyes are reds, and it look MEAN! It the size uv a Steem Lokomoativ! It got teeths! (Does normil chikkens has teeths?)

Oh, BEEFUS luv Mrs. BEEFUS an all, but she a little blind, what with havin coak bottle glasses an wun glass eye an wun wooden eye. Mrs. BEEFUS are hav hard time tellin differnse between cute puppy dawg an enormuss killer chikken! A unnerstandible mistake, but now BEEFUS are run fer hims life!

An Chikken are not able tell differnse atween BEEFUS an tasty Grub Worm! BEEFUS are runnin down th streetses with Chikken in hot pursoots!

BEEFUS hav oanly wun hoap! In Tool Shedd are SONIC BOLTS UV DOOM elektrikul banjo! Oanly a Elektrikul Banjo hav hoap uv defeet Killer Chikken!

Will BEEFUS make it in times?

(An will BEEFUS write sawng bowt it? Oanly time will tell!)

7 comments on “The Killer Chicken!”

rtyrie Says:
Tuesday, December 4, 2007 @4:07:36 AM

Beefus - aftur killin that killer chikken, send hims to KFC and lett the kernel do the rest.  Origginal fer me - nun of that eggstra krispe.

Can't get no sleeps till this 1 plays out.


Guy Says:
Tuesday, December 4, 2007 @7:00:58 AM


Nevar mind the Chikken, yew is killn' me wiv der larffin!!! Hop yew iz OK


fisher Says:
Tuesday, December 4, 2007 @9:40:06 AM

Speakins of da kernal, throw some corn on the ground boy!

TheBoog Says:
Sunday, December 9, 2007 @12:03:10 PM

ROTFLMAO ... you better hope Mrs. BEEFUS doesn't read this! :-)

TheBoog Says:
Sunday, December 9, 2007 @12:06:44 PM

BOOGS got great plan ... BEEFUS makes killer chicken campain manageress in his run for President of USA. !!!!

mrphysics55 Says:
Friday, December 14, 2007 @11:05:46 PM

Beef .... Doos CEEKn war underWar on heets hAid? mRp

GShannon Says:
Monday, January 7, 2008 @3:52:18 PM

i know everyone over here on this side of the river is wantin to know....IS IT PERSISTENT..?

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