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Banjo as Spanx

Posted by Joanchek on Sunday, July 8, 2007

Spanx, for the record, is on my "top five greatest inventions of the last 10 years" list.  Imagine, if you will, footless pantyhose.  Or pantyhose that goes up higher than your waist.  Or just to your knee.  Solves a multitude of dressing problems, and hides a bowlful of mashed potatoes at the same time.  No lines, no jiggles, and sorry guys, they're not sized for you.

Spanx basically help you hold everything up and in.  Which can be a wonderful thing.  I need Spanx for my life... just to help keep things together.  So many things going on, so many directions, so many loose ends--so many jiggles.  LifeSpanx would just help smooth out the wrinkles in the skin of life.

Little bit of practice today--it was hot so I didn't get a full hour in.  My fingers were a little puffy and got irritated.  I did have progress.  Tomorrow, I have the radon pump guys here in the afternoon, so I might use them as a sneaky audience.  I wonder if the people forced to listen to me realize that I am using them as a practice tool?  Mwahahahaha.



3 comments on “Banjo as Spanx”

Nelson Says:
Sunday, July 8, 2007 @11:17:55 PM

... Um... huh?... Spanx?  Okaaay, thanks for sharing?

I just went back and listened to all (or at least most) of your uploaded tunes... good stuff right from the first one to the last.   Your "Radon Pump" guys are in for a treat.  (no, I don't know why I put Radon Pump in quotes or caps... I just thought it looked cool... I guess.)

Paul Bock Says:
Sunday, July 8, 2007 @11:36:29 PM

I thought it was supposed to be "Bwahahahaha!"

Great on the Spanx.....I think.....

Nelson Says:
Monday, July 9, 2007 @12:17:14 AM

No Paul.  Actually, if I am not mistaken, Joan is almost right... however, It is more accurately  "Moowahahaha"... is what it is.

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