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Old Age Sign (a parody)

Posted by twayneking on Friday, March 1, 2013

(with apologies to Robert Burns)
 

I’ve left my glasses in the car,
I think I’ve lost my mind
I’ve wandered onto the patio
And left my brain behind.

Chorus: 
They’re old age signs, my friend
It’s old age signs
Those signs the kids are looking for
Before they ship off your behind.

I drive with my turn signals on
Don’t know where I parked my car
If I meet you someplace new then I
May not know who you are.

Chorus:

I like my oatmeal every day
I shower each - week no more.
It’s too danged hard to reach the soap
If I drop it on the floor.

Chorus: 

TV shows are “MY” programs
There’s a Clapper on every light.
When TV audiences applaud
My house goes black as night

Chorus: 

I know I came in here for something
I can’t remember what.
But there’s a fire extinguisher in my hand
And the room is kind of hot.

Chorus:

The kids will all be meeting soon
Down at the old I-Hop
To try and figure out just what
To do with their old Pop

Chorus:

I plan to live long enough to be
A living old guy joke,
And to spend the last dime that I've got
On whatever made me croak.

Chorus:

I’ve decided I’ll not wait around
To be shipped to a nursing home.
I’m selling their inheritance
Gonna run away from home.

Chours 2: 
Gonna run away from home my friends
And take my bestest girl
We’re headed off to Florida
To visit Disney world

(c) 2013 by Tom King



4 comments on “Old Age Sign (a parody)”

Texasbanjo Says:
Saturday, March 2, 2013 @5:29:56 AM

I seem to resemble that poem. True of us old folks, unfortunately. You have to laugh to keep from crying, right?

tymburrs Says:
Saturday, March 2, 2013 @7:26:26 AM

Enjoyed very much, keep IT up! Michael

RB4picker Says:
Sunday, March 3, 2013 @8:45:17 AM

Just let them know when they go to dine
And contemplate you're future
To leave you're darling 'jo alone
Or there's no inheritance in the picture.

twayneking Says:
Wednesday, May 8, 2013 @9:55:31 AM

Michael gets credit for everything - even stuff I do.....

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