Posted by BEEFUS on Tuesday, May 15, 2007
BEEFUS are Finully gots new Job after Munths of Serching. BEEFUS are now in Charge uv a Wood Chipper in a Lumber kamp. The Wood Chippur take sum Big Lawgs into wun end, an when they comes owt, they are little bits o pencil shavins!
Th Foarman uv th kamp say to BEEFUS "OK now BEEFUS, no climbing into the Big Chute!" BEEFUS are a Contrary kind o fello. If you tells BEEFUS doant do sumthing, BEEFUS are just maybe likely to do it ennyway! BEEFUS suspekts that th Reezun they doan want BEEFUS climing into th Big Chute is cuz there are a giant Beaver concealed within. BEEFUS are wunderin if he are a Frendly beaver, an if he let BEEFUS ride arownd on hims soft furry Back? Wudn't THAT be fantasstical! BEEFUS ridin arownd on th back uv a big Beaver, wavin th elektrikul banjo? WHHOOPEE, look at BEEFUS, Banjo Out Hangers!
BEEFUS cans heer th Giant BEaver in th wood chipper now, munchin away. Him are in theres, fer sure...BEEFUS climbing up on lip of Big Chute now, going to Invesstigate....
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mainejohn Says:
Tuesday, May 15, 2007 @6:40:07 PM
Did it ever occur to you, Beefus, you train-drivin'-lumberjack, that instead of one giant beaver in there, there just may be about 10-20 regular size beavers munchin' all those lawgs? I'd stay away from that shute, if I were you!
vintagewells Says:
Tuesday, May 22, 2007 @6:49:06 PM
I don't know which is scarier, a giant BEaver inside the Big Chute or the thought of Beefus around a wood chipper...... I'll probably have nightmares for a week.
Lorna
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