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Posted by BEEFUS on Wednesday, February 14, 2007

BEEFUS are been Suspendid by the Rail ROad Boart for cause when BEEFUS was drivin that train, 'pparently some darn fool Cows decided to find Grass on the Rail ROad trax an the train go right over um. Course, I din see no Cows on that Railroad trax but soon all ther Po-lice were askin BEEFUS, why you wanna run over a Cow, to which BEEFUs reply shux, it not BEEFUS' fawlt cuz he takin a nap when the train hit them Cows. So they say well, you shouldnta got sleep if you was drivin a big huge ole Diesel Loco Motive. An BEEFUS say but it were not BEEFUS' fault he got sleepy cause booze have that 'ffect on him. Well, BEEFUS not allowed drive the train past no Farmses any moar, he only get the route that go past the pre-school. An BEEFUS' pay cut back to eleven cents every Gumjuary 3rd. BEEFUS been waitin long time for month ov Gumjuary to roll 'round. It sposed to come after AUgyst an before Martch, but darned if BEEFUS miss it every time! You wait, BEEFUS, say Rail ROad Boss, just catch us long bout next Gumjuary. So BEEFUS going to stay wake an this year BEEFUS will get paid!

7 comments on “BEEFUS IN TROUBLE”

tallface65 Says:
Wednesday, February 14, 2007 @3:54:46 PM


BConk Says:
Wednesday, February 14, 2007 @6:07:00 PM

Go ahead and can always get a job as a schoolbus driver  ;^)

Ks_5-picker Says:
Wednesday, February 14, 2007 @7:46:04 PM

BEEFUS now have experience to write new train song!!!
How about callin it,,,,,,,,The eighth of Gumjuary,or Burger on the tracks.

TMarshall1 Says:
Friday, February 23, 2007 @8:05:34 AM

Shame you weren't drivin' an old steam locomotive. That's why they had "cow-catchers" on 'em to start with....

Keep your chin up and a full head of steam Beefus!



wheatstraw Says:
Thursday, April 5, 2007 @12:45:49 AM

Hmmm, is there any coincidence that this here happened on Valentine's Day?  I smell love in the air!  LOCOMOTIVE LOVE!!

LNEU Says:
Monday, April 23, 2007 @11:03:25 PM

I say,  "Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce.  Beefus Burgers don't upset us."

mike gregory Says:
Saturday, May 5, 2007 @6:28:50 AM

I don't know why Management would be so harsh! After all, when it happened, you were just a Trainee!

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