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Jun 18, 2026 - 10:08:47 PM
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John Yerxa

Australia

209 posts since 9/13/2021

This may have been around, but I've only just heard it --

A newlywed man buys a banjo. His bride says "not another one, how many banjos do you need?"

He: "You're starting to sound like my ex-wife"

She: "I didn't know you had an ex-wife!"

He: "I don't"

Jun 19, 2026 - 5:32:23 AM
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5309 posts since 10/13/2005

Ah yes, putting the spouse on notice from the git-go. I love folk music, old time music, and of course the banjo. I once gave up a rock and roller girlfriend because I knew I could not give up such a large part of who I really am. Hours and hours doing things I did not want to do and hours and hours NOT doing the things I enjoy. Some things are just not compromisable (to invent a much needed word!). It's 5:30 in the morning, I am headed out back to play banjo....banjered

Jun 19, 2026 - 8:05:30 AM
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149 posts since 6/3/2012

70 years old, 15 banjos, still single. Living the dream! ??

Jun 19, 2026 - 8:08:50 AM
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16549 posts since 10/30/2008

Actually I've never heard THAT one! Good one!

Jun 19, 2026 - 10:36:53 AM
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Dean T

USA

3589 posts since 4/18/2024

My lovely bride of over 25 years has 14 sewing machines, and I only have 3 banjos. Does that sound about right?

Jun 19, 2026 - 12:24:25 PM
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5309 posts since 10/13/2005

Not really. You are 11 banjos short. banjered

Jun 19, 2026 - 1:20:59 PM
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GStump

USA

747 posts since 9/12/2006

Many of you who know me, and to those of you who do not - I have been dealing with the banjo collection of a dear friend who passed away almost ten years ago. Before he passed, he asked me "would I help him / and his family get rid of his instruments." I "thought" he had maybe 20 or 25 banjos..... after he passed, and we finally got them all gathered up - turns out he actually had about 180 banjos. plus a few of everything else (guitars, mandos, fiddles, basses, dobros. PLUS a lot of parts and accessories). So... an agreement, or at least as far as I'm concerned, a promise is a promise.... so, from my perspective, 15 banjos simply isn't that many!! I am aware of a few folks who have even more than 180... at some point it begins to be comical. Or mental....

Jun 19, 2026 - 2:17:53 PM
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29935 posts since 6/25/2005
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I knew a serious collector who had more (how many more I don’’t know) than 150. Worth many thousands. He said highly-collectible banjos rarely traded hands among collectors for $$$, rather they moved through trades of banjos each person sought.

Jun 19, 2026 - 2:22:37 PM

5309 posts since 10/13/2005

180 banjos, a good start! banjered

Jun 19, 2026 - 9:02:58 PM

639 posts since 7/24/2021

I’m kinda a basic guy it doesn’t take much to satisfy me. I started feeling “ kind of “ bad when I had 6 , thinking… someone could be enjoying a couple of these , so I sold down to 2 banjos. It felt good …. For about a week. Now I’m back to four . What would one do with one hundred plus banjos ? Like I said it doesn’t take much to get me by, but apparently at least 5 banjo’s.

Jun 26, 2026 - 4:10:21 PM

RB-1

Netherlands

4312 posts since 6/17/2003

I'm down to 3 banjos, my wife has only one....

I don't see  a problem there...wink

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