That doesn’t take Allstate
but does take cash
in unmarked bills because
money-laundering is made easier
Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 07/13/2026 19:08:29
Than fake gift cards
or bulky paper coupons
collected by lonesome widows
whose husbands had managed
The local used car
lot but developed respiratory
Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/15/2026 15:54:51
distress from Canadian forest-fires
started by ICE operatives
who carelessly toss smoldering
Green cards into the
fires of hell before
mounting six white horses
which pull the chariot
In the Ben Hur
AI-produced Heston flick
Featuring voiceovers by renowned
Simpson’s TV voice actors
who demanded more money
, more time off and
Pizza delivered every hour
by blondes on rollerskates
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