Who worked in black
dresses with Goth makeup
featuring blood red lipstick
And long black hair
with cross bones hairpins
The was ordered from
Amazon on Prime day
because of price cuts
despite month-long sagging sales
And declaration of bankruptcy
resulting from tariffs imposed
on all things frightening
Because money is the
root of all evil
except at poker games
where round plastic chips
Can get you shot
by homicidal mobsters wearing
Billy the kidd costume
rented from Costumes-R-Us located
Around the corner from
the Beagle Boys’ hangout
on 42nd and Springdale
Somewhere near Winslow Arizona
where flatbed trucks are
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