Find someone who is all about the bass or buy a hula popper for bass fishing?

Buy a hula popper for bass fishing, or Google hula popper, because you aren’t a fisherman, and don’t have a clue?

Google hula popper, because you aren’t a fisherman, and don’t have a clue or go out to a nice restaurant and order a fish dinner?

Go out to a nice restaurant and order a fish dinner or go to a greasy spoon and order bacon and beans?

to a greasy spoon and order bacon and beans, or go to Taco Bell and order lettuce and halipenios on your breeto?

Go to Taco Bell and order lettuce and jalapeños on your burrito or have the bacteria pumped from your stomach after eating lettuce at Taco Bell?

have the bacteria pumped from your stomach after eating lettuce at Taco Bell, or drink colonoscopy prep instead?

Drink colonoscopy prep instead or eat 26 prunes?

eat 26 prunes, or forget all this craziness and go get a hamburger?

Forget all this craziness and go get a hamburger or go out to eat with Wimpy and gladly pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?

Go out to eat with Wimpy and gladly pay Tuesday for a hamburger today or grab a can of Popeye’s spinach?

Grab a can of Popeye’s spinach or take Olive Oil out for lunch?

take Olive Oil out for lunch, or take Betty Boop to Olive Garden?

Take Betty Boop to Olive Garden or Minnie Mouse to Minneapolis?

Take Minnie Mouse to Minneapolis or play your Les Paul in St Paul?

play your Les Paul in St Paul, or play your fender in a salvage yard?

Play your Fender in a salvage yard or play your Gold Tone at Fort Knox?

play your Gold Tone at Fort Knox, or play your Deering Sierra in the desert ?

Play your Deering Sierra in the desert or play your Nechville Phantom in a haunted house?

Play your Nechville Phantom in a haunted house, play your Yamaha guitar at the motorcycle rally

Play your Yamaha guitar at the motorcycle rally or play your ODE at the Dead Poets Society?

play your ODE at the Dead Poets Society, or drive a Ford that you can’t afford

Drive a Ford that you can’t afford or buy a GMC on the payment plan?

Buy a GMC on the payment plan or get your old senile uncle to sign over his 1972 Cadillac?

get your old senile uncle to sign over his 1972 Cadillac, or drive your 1972 Cadillac to the drive in with your friends in the trunk?