live with what an antenna provides or buy a plastic owl to scare off pigeons?
buy a plastic owl to scare off pigeons, or plant a Venus fly trap?
Plant a Venus fly trap or hang a fly trap strip from the light over your kitchen table?
Hang a fly trap strip over your kitchen table or eat in the basement?
Eat in the basement or adopt a fly-catching frog.
Adopt a fly-catching frog or be like Andy Devine and say “Plunk your manic twanger Froggie”?
be like Andy Devine and say “Plunk your manic twanger Froggie“, or twang on a jaw harp?
Twang on a jaw harp or listen to the “Mark Twang” album?
listen to the “Mark Twang” album, or drink a shot of Makers Mark
Drink a shot of Maker’s Mark or choose a single-malt Scotch?
Choose a single-malt Scotch or relax with a gin and tonic?
Relax with a gin & tonic or make bathtub gin?
make bathtub gin, or take a bubbly bath?
Take a bubbly bath or erect a bird bath?
Erect a bird bath or buy a canary in a bird cage?
Buy a canary in a bird cage or check the local buzzards outside?
Check the local buzzards outside or buzz your neighbor with your remote-controlled model airplane?
buzz your neighbor with your remote-controlled model airplane, or play with your Buzz Lightyear while watching Toy Story
Play with your Buzz Lightyear while watching Toy Story or watch a sitcom rerun?
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