Pine for Aunt Jemima or ask Betty Crocker out for a date?
ask Betty Crocker out for a date or invite her too your log cabin
Invite her to your log cabin or go online and buy an inflatable life-like lady?
Go online and buy an inflatable life-like lady or visit the red light district?
Visit the red light district or play Sugar Hill.
Play sugar hill or go to sugar shack
Go to sugar shack or choose Shake Shack.
Choose shake shack or make some shake and bake
Make some shake and bake or actually fry some chicken?
actually fry some chicken or raid the henhouse?
Raid the henhouse or buy can of Raid and get rid of pests?
buy can of Raid and get rid of pests or walk into a spider web
Walk into a spider web or visit Jack Webb’s grave?
Visit Jack Webb’s grave or tell your wife “Just the facts, Mam” at an inappropriate time?
tell your wife “Just the facts, Mam” at an inappropriate time, or just let her punch you anyways
Just let her punch you anyway or head for the bar down the street ?
Head for the bar down the street, or end up in the hospital
End up in the hospital or watch General Hospital on TV?
Watch General Hospital on tv or opt for Austin City Limits?
Opt for Austin City limits or watch the midnight special
Watch the Midnight Special or dig out your Lead Belly records ?
Dig out your Leadbelly records or watch Pride of the Yankees?
Watch Pride of the Yankees or sing Yankee Doodle Dandy while attending a Pride Parade?
sing Yankee Doodle Dandy while attending a Pride Parade or get a Labradoodle puppy
Get a Labradoodle puppy or take a trip to Labrador?
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