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They kidnapped my banjo on April Fools' Day

Posted by jrjenks on Tuesday, April 1, 2008

We HaVE YouR bANjo...

I arrived at my office on this fine, April 1st morning and discovered a ransom note, hanging from my office door by a banjo strap.

We have your banjo.

If you ever want to see your precious banjo again prepare 300 unmarked AgileBucks and dial 847-699-XXXX for the drop point.

No cops.

I rushed to my banjo case; the one I keep my spare banjo in so I can do some early morning practice at the office. Opening the case, I discovered that my banjo was gone and that it had been replaced by a rock. A mocking rock that laughed at me and glowed with the message "BEWARE!"

It was clear that the kidnappers worked for AgileTek. They wanted to be paid in AgileBucks; the currency that we use for our rewards at AgileTek. (Click on these pictures...
What Are AgileBucks Made Of? A$1 - The Ada A$5 - The Wirth A$10 - The Codd A$20 - The Bertrand
...for a little background on AgileBucks.)

What to do? What to do?

(To be continued.)


I prepared three bundles...
I prepared three bundles for the kidnappers
...and made contact with the kidnappers. I got my banjo. They got their bundles of AgileBucks. As instructed.

Almost exactly as instructed. I mean, the note did say "unmarked," right? So I made sure that all of the AgileBucks in the middle of each bundle were totally, completely and without a doubt...unmarked.

Well, they SAID they wanted unmarked AgileBucks

Happy April Fools' Day,

2 comments on “They kidnapped my banjo on April Fools' Day”

BryanWB Says:
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 @5:02:12 PM

Pay the crooks - and don't forget - NO COPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! - p.s. Got any jobs going at AgileTek? =) Bryan

jrjenks Says:
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 @5:17:58 PM

Oh, I paid them.  I paid them good!  See the update, above.

(And yes, we're hiring.  See )

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