Posted by jrjenks on Tuesday, April 1, 2008
I arrived at my office on this fine, April 1st morning and discovered a ransom note, hanging from my office door by a banjo strap.
We have your banjo.
If you ever want to see your precious banjo again prepare 300 unmarked AgileBucks and dial 847-699-XXXX for the drop point.
I rushed to my banjo case; the one I keep my spare banjo in so I can do some early morning practice at the office. Opening the case, I discovered that my banjo was gone and that it had been replaced by a rock. A mocking rock that laughed at me and glowed with the message "BEWARE!"
It was clear that the kidnappers worked for AgileTek. They wanted to be paid in AgileBucks; the currency that we use for our rewards at AgileTek. (Click on these pictures...
...for a little background on AgileBucks.)
What to do? What to do?
(To be continued.)
Almost exactly as instructed. I mean, the note did say "unmarked," right? So I made sure that all of the AgileBucks in the middle of each bundle were totally, completely and without a doubt...unmarked.
Happy April Fools' Day,
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 @5:02:12 PM
Pay the crooks - and don't forget - NO COPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! - p.s. Got any jobs going at AgileTek? =) Bryan
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