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Banjo as moisturizer

Posted by Joanchek on Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Olay has some new product out that purports to fight the "Seven Signs of Aging." I thought about what my signs of aging are, and trust me, Olay can't touch them.

1. I wear my reading glasses around my neck on a chain.
2. I have been known to tuck a tissue into my sleeve.
3. I don't care what my hat looks like as long as it keeps my ears warm.
4. I have a shelf devoted to baby pictures of other people's children. I don't remember who some of them are.
5. I no longer flinch when a salesperson calls me "ma'am."
6. I wear socks with my sandals. Not always, but once is membership in the club.
7. I can fall asleep sitting up, although I claim I am just "resting my eyes."

Take that, Olay People. I could be baby-skinned and wrinkle free, but now that every piece of furniture in my house has an afghan on it, can the crocheted toilet-paper-roll cover be far behind?


6 comments on “Banjo as moisturizer”

banjotef Says:
Wednesday, February 4, 2009 @6:19:09 AM

Be sure to order the optional Permanently Blinking Left Turn Signal on your next car.    Or,  have it installed now!

Joanchek Says:
Wednesday, February 4, 2009 @7:33:48 AM

I wonder if there's an AARP discount for those?   :D

clio Says:
Wednesday, February 4, 2009 @10:15:08 AM

We don't get much news down here since Reagan was elected. What is AARP? Dog barf?

Texasbanjo Says:
Wednesday, February 4, 2009 @12:06:47 PM

Oh, gee, wait until you get my age --  it'll be much worse!

bsa Says:
Wednesday, February 4, 2009 @2:48:57 PM

I get upset when all the policemen i see look 14 or 15 years old.

Dave

brawny1 Says:
Wednesday, February 4, 2009 @6:12:13 PM

I think they really are 14 or 15 years old. I have started telling people "When I was your age...."   Today I picked up a 30 day heart monitor. Now that makes me feel old! I figure at 44 I have reached my halfway mark in life. That means it is downhill from here! Lets enjoy the ride.


Brian

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