Omeboy - Posted - 06/07/2023:  08:26:59

"Surprises!!!!"......by Ho Lee Molley and O. Mai Gudeness

"More Surprises!!"....by Yu Gotta, Bea Shettenme and I.L. Beedarned

"Should You See A Doctor?".....by Constance Lee Hertz and Boyd Datsmartz..... Illustrated by Ima Gawner

"Get A Second Opinion"......by Dr. Yu Tu Fat and U.R. Ugglee

mike gregory - Posted - 06/07/2023:  10:43:55

"WAITING FOR THE LIGHT" by Don T. Walk

"AVOIDING the DRAFT" by Klaus D. Windau

"WHY IS MY GRASS BLUE?" by Ken Tucky

"SOMETHING SMELLS BAD" by Jane G. DuBabbie

Omeboy - Posted - 06/07/2023:  11:16:52

"Do-It Yourself Facial Reconstruction".....by Juan Ugglee Mutha



"The Pig-out Guide to Dining"....by Ollie Canneat, Wanda S'moore and Ima Glutton



"Hair Care For Careless Men"...by Grey Headley, Dan Druff, Anita Rugg and Tryon Fitibaldi



"The Scammer's Guide to Profits " by.....Dewey, Cheatham and Howe (a fine old firm)



"Print Your Own Money"....by Rollen Endoe and Fonda Cash.... Illustrated by Lotta Bread

DC5 - Posted - 06/07/2023:  11:43:24

"Fastest Gun In The West" by Everett DeReady

mike gregory - Posted - 06/07/2023:  12:55:14

And then, not a BOOK title, but an ADVERTISING FIRM

Best publicity managers around

 

Omeboy - Posted - 06/07/2023:  12:57:52

"Unsolved Problems"...by Brainard Storm, Mai Headhertz illustrations by Hope Less



"Make'n Big Mistakes"......by  Royal Lee Skrood and Mai Muneesgone .......illustrations by Yule B. Sarree



"Bad Bets and Risky Deals" ...by "Shirley Yurkidden and Justa Dummazz



"Dirty Secret Income Streams"...by Robin Banks and Will B. Scammenue

mike gregory - Posted - 06/07/2023:  13:22:22

"The GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT" by G. Wizz



"HOW MUCH I MADE AS A BANJO PICKER" by Paul Tremount



"LAZY WOMAN" by Galileo Rownd



"SINGING AT MASS" by Agnes Day



"CRUISING THE WATERWAYS " by Kris Kraff



"I REALLY CAN BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER" by Ole Margin

"MY LIFE AS  A BELLHOP" by Carey Baggs

WAITING FOR MY CHECK FROM NIGERIA" by Ismael Hearyette

Omeboy - Posted - 06/07/2023:  13:41:32

"If At First You Don't Succeed----Fail, Fail Again." ....by C.U. Loozers........illustrated by U.R. Sewlame



"Guardian Angels"......by Sarrah Phim and Grace E. Ternal



"Headed For Jail"....by Bailey Jumper, Robin Stores and Ima Crook



"You May Already Be A Loser!!!".......by I.B. Dumm and U.R. Dummer



"Negative Thinking"...by Shirley Nott and Moore Ekscuses

mike gregory - Posted - 06/08/2023:  20:19:44

To borrow from Click & Clack, on NPR radio:

""UNWANTED GUESTS" by Heywood U. Buzoff

An original of MINE:
"HOW to CHOOSE the PROPER UNDERGARMENTS" by Melanie Blousefront

"WE GOT CAUGHT" by Seamus Publeklie

"MY SNEEZES" by Hank E. Fuller

"HOW TO ROPE POULTRY" by Henrietta

"FIX YOUR BENT VEHICLE" by Karl Eynment

"STRIKE THREE" by K.C. Attabatt

"LOOK AT ME!!" by Marv Ellis

"REGRETS FOREVER" by Marion Hayst

"MONTEZUMA'S HAULS ARE NOTHING TO SING ABOUT" by Maureen Korr

"ADVANTAGES of a SELF-CLOSING DOOR" by Norma Lee Shudt

"STORMY WEATHER" by Donna Ray Encote

Omeboy - Posted - 06/08/2023:  20:44:36

"Practical Proctology...by Dr. Patton Bottoms and Dr. I. Hoyt Butz .........illustrated by Drew Pratt

"A Barrel of Gut-busters"...by Ivana Giggle, Yu Slay Mei, Lotta Yucks, Chuck Ling and Moore Schtick

"A Stripper's Life"....by Lotta Miles, Charity Carwash, Anita Moore Cash....and Fonda Tippers...illustrated by Phil T. Durdee

"The No Food-- No Water Diet"....by Dr. Thurston Unger and a foreword by...Dr. May Bea Starving

"Do-It-Yourself Circumcision".......by John-Thomas Clipper and Tippy Cutter

mike gregory - Posted - 06/09/2023:  12:14:48

"INCOMING!!" by Art Hillary (Illustrated by Howie Tzerr)

"HELLO, I MUST BE GOING!" by Rush Doff

"SERMON" by Cindy Stroisya

"TAPPY TOES" by Dan Sing

"GIVE ME THAT OLD THREE-QUARTER TIME BEAT" by Walt Sing

"IRISH BALLADS" by Harpo Terra

"HOW DO PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING,  ALREADY KNOW MY NAME?"

                         by Mort R. Farquar

"CARRYING THE DEAD" by Paul Berra

Omeboy - Posted - 06/09/2023:  13:06:16

"The Flasher Is Back".......by I. C. Johnson........ and illustrated by Dru Wang



"Decision vs Doubt".....by Dewey Riley Wanttoo, Ida Dunnit ....with epilogue by.... I. Wrather Dowtette



"Uncontrolled High Cholesterol"......by Drs. Eaton Bacon, Chester Payne, Hart Hertz and Barry U. Soon

"Please Follow Instructions"....by Turner Dissaway, Fowler Upgood ........illustrated by Dat Wong Wei

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/09/2023 13:06:32

mike gregory - Posted - 06/09/2023:  14:09:12

"MY TWENTY-THIRD TRAFFIC TICKET" by Ahab Itchwell-Speedar

Omeboy - Posted - 06/09/2023:  14:43:41

The Bank Heist Handbook"... by Case D. Joint, Hanover DeLoot and Sharon Dahall

"Getting Thru Winter"....by Eaton Snow, Mel T. Ice and Summers Kummen........photography by Sonny Deys and Ava Lanche

"The Jokes On You" ...by April Foos, Ima Zanee and Hugh U. Kidden

"The Sunset for Wolfman"...by Fuller Mooney

mike gregory - Posted - 06/10/2023:  12:05:22

"I WILL DESTROY YOU!" by Art Chennemee

"WE OWE YOU NOTHING" by Bill Pade

"VALET SERVICE" by Carlotta Parker

"I FIND YOUR LACK OF CONFIDENCE IN THE RULE of LAW DISTURBING" by Darth Bader

Darth BADER Ginsburg

 

Omeboy - Posted - 06/10/2023:  16:13:13

"Mad As Hell!!".....by C.N. Redd, Major Chitfitt, and Louder Yellen ...illustrated by Buck Auff and Riley Pizstov



"The Finer Points of Cussing "....by Louden Dougherty



"Still Mad As Hell"....by Royal Lee Peedoff and Ivana Skreem



"Heart Attack"....by Drs. Angie O'Plastie, Ann Esthesia and Vin Trickueler...illustrated by C.T. Scan and Yuan Major Payne



"Found! Bigfoot's Diary"......by Knott Reddy Yehtee........ and photography by......Harry Hugh Mannoyd



"Welllll Doggies".....by Chewey Shoes, Constance Barker, Kat Chaser, and Chase N. Frisbee with photos by Jack Russell Tarryaire

mike gregory - Posted - 06/11/2023:  09:26:52

"MUSIC TO MY EARS" by Maj. G. Kord

Omeboy - Posted - 06/11/2023:  10:09:28

"Laid Off"......by Ben Letgo, Ho Lee Crawp, U.B. Histree, and C.U. Layder.......sketches by Major Bummer



"Sudden Death"....by Upton Dyed and Barry M. Deehp.....illustrated by Forrest Lawn



"Breathe Deeply If You Dare".........by Constance Lee Coffin and Smokey Lungers....photos by Ayres Philthee and Huff N. Smaugg



 

mike gregory - Posted - 06/12/2023:  12:29:39

One of my siblings has suggested

"the BOSTON STRANGLER STORY" by Justin Abel Twobreathe

Omeboy - Posted - 06/12/2023:  17:02:10

"Do-It-Yourself Proctology" ....by Drs. Hoyt N. Keesters, Euell B. Skreemen and Aiken Pratt...illustrated by Fanny Hertz and Upton Hiney



"They Call Me Karen" ...by Shirley Ujest, Ubie Wrawten, Yuri Sonovavitch, & Ima Grouch ....with illustrations by Ivana Cho Que and Yuan Major Putz



"Good Guys & Bad Guys"....by Tad Nastee, Eunice Enuff, Les B. Frehns, and U. Knott Nyce....illustrated by Ima Jurck and Hugh Mann Noyd



"Some of My Best Friends are Vegetables ".....by Eaton Taters, Rollen Nanners and Chuck N. Melonz.......illustrated by Cauley Flower and P. Brainard

 

mike gregory - Posted - 06/13/2023:  04:21:45

"WHY CALL ON ME? I DIDN'T STUB YOUR TOE!" by G. Zusskrice

"MY UNMARRIED PARENTS" by Abe Asdurd

"BINGE-WATCHING CABLE" by C. Moore Episoads

mike gregory - Posted - 06/13/2023:  04:22:46

"MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS CAROL" by Wayne A. Maincher

"MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG" by Jen Goebbels

"OUR FAMILY'S FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG" by Joy Toodewirl

Edited by - mike gregory on 06/13/2023 04:25:44

Omeboy - Posted - 06/13/2023:  07:56:07

"Curing Excessive Urination"....by Drs. P.P. Clampett and Ben Korken Leeks....illustrated by I.B. Sawgey and Constance Lee Drippen



"Boring People"....by Jes Plane Board, Boyd Toodeff, Mann U. Dull......illustrated by Major A. Hole and Yuan Dumm Bazzterd

"Too Many Night-Caps".....by Fuller Bladdar and May P. Dahbed ......illustrated by Ty Yuan Awn, Ivana Pueck and I.C. Ellie-Phantz



"Here We Go Again"....by Ben Dare, Dunn Datt, Oakey Doke, So Su Mei and I. Kwitt.... illustrated by Heywood U. Stawpette and Caullen Mai Loyyer

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/13/2023 07:59:27

mike gregory - Posted - 06/13/2023:  13:39:44

"HAPPINESS" by Gadys Alhell

"MY THREE FAVORITE GUITARS" by Martin K. Gibson

"AGING GRACEFULLY by Mel  O'Feller

"HAIRCUTS" by Bob Tresses

"SHINE, MISTER?" by Buffy R. Choos

"HUMANS WITH FOURTEEN TOES" by Jean D. Fecktiff

"ELIMINATING TASKS" by Lester Doo

"ANOTHER TRAFFIC TICKET" by Juan Weighstreit

"RAISING A STINK" by Paul Maffinger

"SHOULD HAVE STAYED SOBER AND CLOTHED" by Loudon Lashivius

mike gregory - Posted - 06/13/2023:  13:55:05

"SLEEP, DARLING, SLEEP" by Betty Bigh

"EEK! BUGS!" by Roe Chez

"QUIT CALLING ME!" by Ron Umber

"STOP CALLING ME BONNIE" by Maxwell Tensbraze

Omeboy - Posted - 06/14/2023:  07:25:01

"The Joys of Gluttony"....by Chou N. Down, Eatton Ollie Khan, Etta Ho Ting, and Gus Lynne DeBeers.....illustrated by Kant Geettenuff

"Disciplining The Problem Child".......by Tanner Hyde, Ben Smaken Butz, Noe Moore Teevey, and U. R. Grounded .......illustrated by Lotta Swats and Red Hiney



"The Road Rage Hobbyist"...by , "Stretch" Urluck, Heywood U. Biteme and Major Dipchits.......illustrated by Riley P. Ode and Yule B. Sewd



"It's Over, Rover"...by Diehl Breaker, Collette Quitts and Ima Dunn Widdit .........illustrated by Juan Gottaway and Yuri Auttahear



"Sulltry Nights".....by Abel N. Willing, Ivana Keezeu, Lotta Hickies, Jess Gotluckee and Yu So Fine....illustrated by Ima Nimfo and Juan Moore Tyme

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/14/2023:  07:49:25

“The Art of Tree Trimming” by Tim Burr, Ruff Bark, Chubby Trunk, Slim Branch and Tap Root, Illustrated by Leif Pile and Chip Wood

Omeboy - Posted - 06/14/2023:  08:02:03

"Seconds, Anyone?"....by Etta Bunch, Constance Lee Cheuing, Ima Hogg, and Phil Maimouth...illustrated by Lotta Flabb and Ivana Eatdat



"Road Rage Etiquette"...by Red Nex, Buster Headen and Yuri A. Hole...photography by Jess Goaway and ........U. Wanda Peesovmee



"Dumped Again"...by Les N. Lurned, Ben Burnd, Jess Lettergo, Hart Hertz and Kant Holder...illustrated by Anita Drink and Lotta Moore Payne



"Tempting Fate" ....by Leif Italone, Jess Walkaway, Bess Leavitt Bea.... illustrated by Phat Chance and Noah Goodloyyer

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/14/2023 08:17:22

mike gregory - Posted - 06/17/2023:  10:21:06

Sunday School reading list:



"GIVE US THIS DAY" by Dale E. Bread



"DAILY BREAD" by R. Fodder

--------------------------------

                  "FATHER HU" 

by Art N. Hebbin

--------------------

             "ART IN HEAVEN"

by Harold. B. Dyname

"UNEARTHED A ZITTY" by  S.N. Hebbin

"AS IT IS IN HEAVEN"  by Will B. Dunn

THE POWER AND THE GLORY"

by Graham Greene

Omeboy - Posted - 06/17/2023:  12:35:21

"Fun With Karen!"...by Lotta Mouth, Fonda Fighten, Ima Beeaoch, Kissy Maiazz, Wanda Brawl, Luce Cannon, Bella Cose and Constance Lee Cussen



"Military Matters"......by Ima Grunt, Manny Pushups, U. Ben Drafted, Vic Chorus Trayning, Ann Korsaway, "Tank" D. Vizion and Doug Fox Holes



"Even More Fun With Karen!!".....by Rip U. Ahnewone, Hedda Steam, Val Cayno, Major Shiftfit, I.B. Entitled, Louden Brassy and Juan Nastie Ho



"Pay'n Thru The Nose"... with chapters by....... Will Costa Bunch, Armond A. Legg, Lotta Bucks, Heidi Muney, Havana Stroke and Moore X. Spence



"More Military Matters"...by Juan Striper, Fonda Planes, Jet N. Gins, Moore Ammo, Lotta Saylors, Rush N. Spies, General Quarters and Brute Force

mike gregory - Posted - 06/17/2023:  14:27:25

"A BLATZ FROM THE PABST" by Bruce Umbere

"MY LIFE AS A GIGOLO" by Pedro Mantik

Omeboy - Posted - 06/18/2023:  10:01:52

"My Name Is My Game".....by Handy Mann, Moll Walker, Hedda DeKlass , Manny Curist, Major Meltdown, Miss N. Link, Jay Walker, Chick Filet, Lovey Handells and I.B. Leaky



"Dog Grooming 101"....by Buzz N. Muttz and Clippen Currs...illustrated by Barkley Wursthen Byte



"Miserable Monikers: Dedicated to Clutch Cargo"....by Sal Monella, Holden Upbanks, Connor Rhea, Ivana D. Vorse, Yuri Nator, Holt Urwater, Noel Wayenhell, Doherty N. Gross, Anne Aconda, AL E. Gator, Gus Lynn Heineken and Kent Gettadate



"The Name Fits".....by Worth Les, Yuri Tootents, Ruff Roadtuho, Chip Toof, Slim Chance, Chase N. Skirts, Faylen Miserablee, Shirley Ima Skruwed, Miss DeMeaner, Lucy Goosey, Noah Nothen, Holden Kisser, and Luce N. Mahmynd



"A Fond Farewell"......and a special thanks to Dunn Widdiss, Gladys Over, I. Kwitt, Diehl Meeout, Anita Brake and C.U. Noomoore

 

mike gregory - Posted - 06/20/2023:  11:36:34

"ONE! FIVE! TEN"
by Bill D. Nommonations

Omeboy - Posted - 06/21/2023:  07:08:07

"The Equal Opportunity Offender's Handbook"....by Riley A. Noying, Jess Shuddup, I. Noah Ayhole, Wen I. Seewon.....illustrated by "Iggy" Noramus and Yuri Dummazz



"The Coleslaw, Prunes & Apple Cider Diet".....by Phil Urpants, Lotta Farden, I. Ben Runnenoff, Constance Lee Flushing and foreword by Kay O'Pectate



"Mixing Beer and Wine" ..by Ralph N. Upalot, Riley Hammered, I.B. Chitfaced, Gus Zill Hooch, Ivana Blochunks, Jess Fellover, Shirley Blottoed, Kent C. Strait, Ivan Toopee, and Hugh Yew Lukennatt



"Yes, Officer, That's My Real Name".....by Macon Licker, Fonda Sauce, Ben Swillenitt, Kent Stan Upgood, Dee Menshaw, Havana Shipfit, O'Chett Notahgin, Jack Tupp, Connie Tusions, Riley D. Plorable, Wynton Diddit and Juan Randy Sumbeech

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/21/2023 07:09:15

mike gregory - Posted - 06/21/2023:  07:51:45

banjoy
Yup! "Arrogant" seems the better word.
"WE are SO F[intercourse]ING AHEAD of you PEASANTS, that nobody can test our stuff with YOUR primitive methods.

banjoy - Posted - 06/21/2023:  08:20:41

quote:

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Originally posted by mike gregory

banjoy

Yup! "Arrogant" seems the better word.

"WE are SO F[intercourse]ING AHEAD of you PEASANTS, that nobody can test our stuff with YOUR primitive methods.

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Methinks this was posted to the wrong thread, but I understand what you're saying.

mike gregory - Posted - 06/21/2023:  08:25:27

Aw SHUX!
repositioning!

mike gregory - Posted - 06/21/2023:  15:50:01

"MOTHER'S FAVORITE HYMN" by Rocky Vaydges

"GRAVEYARD SKETCHBOOK" by Drew Barrymore

"MY CLIENTS ARE ALL INNOCENT" by Barry D. Facks

Omeboy - Posted - 06/21/2023:  16:14:26

"Act Now--Think Later" ...by Riley C. Nile, Schiff Furbranze, Moore Ronnick, B.B. Brainerd, and Dee Menshuh with a foreword by Jess Knotwithit and a final comment by Dr. Hedda Mush



"Yes, Your Honor, That's My Real Name"...by Lucy Scroos, Noah Dougherty Joek, Poppy Offalot, Dee Linquent, U. Fuller Schiff, Stan Barry Still, "Stretch" N. DeTruff, Cutter Slack, Havana Kau, Tryon Tahpoo, Jess B. Dunwidit and Bess Lee Vittalone



"Unexpected Outcomes"....by Riley Berns Myazz, Ron Amuck, Major Snafu, Worth A. Hoot and illustrated by Hope Lesmess and Anita Lotta Bourbon

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/21/2023 16:14:50

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/23/2023:  14:30:28

“Proctology Today” by Dr. Ben Dover, Illistrated by Seemore Butts

Omeboy - Posted - 06/23/2023:  14:56:43

"Altered States"...by Della Ware, Minnie Sota, Cal Lee Fornyuh, AL Aska, Ken Tucky, AL Abama, Ida Hoe, Louise Zeeanna and Missy Sippy........ with an epilogue by Wes Virginia



"Bankrupt!!!"....by Worth A. Little, Imma Broke, Riley Downenout and Shorty Cash, Jess Flatt Busted with a foreword by Lynne Mia Buck and Anita Loan

mike gregory - Posted - 06/23/2023:  21:35:37

"STAR TREK IS A BAD SHOW" by Kirk Stynx

"SHORT ANSWERS ARE BEST" by Curt Reeplie

"IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO" by Minnie Mumm

"I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO HELP" by Les F. Ert

Omeboy - Posted - 06/24/2023:  08:35:23

"The Future of Driver-less Transportation".......by Otto Pilot, Hans Auff, Denton Fenders, Dat Wong Wei, Ben N. Rex, Heddon Overcliff, Major Pyleup and illustrated by "Skid" Marx

mike gregory - Posted - 06/24/2023:  08:54:26

"DON'T BRUISE YOUR WIFE" by Violet Marx

"FINES" by Booker Overdoo

"DRILLING FOR BROOKLYN CRUDE" by Earl Welles

"NOT TOO FUSSY ABOUT DATING" by Annie Buddyeldoux

"NEVER!" by Will Knott

"PEEKING OUT YOUR WINDOW" by Lacey Kurtin

"NO JUDGE, NO JURY" by Lynn Shmobb

"WHEN THE DOORS ARE LOCKED" by Jim E. Windau

"O, THE ODOR" by Kitty Lidder

"PARACHUTE OPERATOR'S MANUAL" by Paul D. Rippcort

"MY CLONE" by Sam Ting

"DESCENDING THE LADDER" by Clem Daun

Omeboy - Posted - 06/24/2023:  10:04:17

"Davey Jones Locker: A Pirate's Fate"......by Lotta Scurvee, Briney Deep, Woody Legg, Lash Urback, Cat O'Ninetails, and Kiel Hauled illustrated by Plank Walker



"Down To The Sea In Ships"....by Jolly Roger, Jacob Ladder, Peg Legg, Buck N. Erre, A. Vastyee, Scally Wagg, Imma Landlubber, Salty Grog and R. Mehardies



"No Solution"...by Bea Fuddled, Riley Stumped, Heddon Scratcher, E. Nigma, Miss Stery, Imma Puzzled, Bam Boozled, Kent C. DeAnzwar, Jess Nosense and I. Givup

mike gregory - Posted - 06/27/2023:  12:08:24

"ALL the DETAILS" by Boris Tudeff

"ALONE AT THE ALTAR" by Bridey Scaped

"WIPEOUT" by Scott Dishue

Omeboy - Posted - 06/27/2023:  15:03:58

"All in My Wife's Family".......by Lew Nee Tuenz, Lotta Slurs, Fonda Fites, Anita Shrink, Brainerd Bent, Shirley Si Kottick, Perry Noiyah, Abe Normull, I. Haight Yew, Pat Thallogee, Sy Keyactrick, and Noah Hope..... illustrated by Bea Onda Help and Macon Mia Kraycee

"Take My Brother-in-Law, Please"...by  Jess Plane Nuts, Riley Krackenup, Knott Barry Smart, Kent B. Trusted, Hedda Case, Haight D. Sistem and illustrated by Imma Bumm, and Yuri Syko



"The All Booze and Cigarettes Diet"....by "Di" Young, Havana Hangover, Ivana Ralph, Shorty Breth, Dee Learious, Constance Lee Wasted, Kent Breethe, Flemming Hacker, Wanda Snort, Moore Hooch, Juan Shat Liver, Reed D. Obits, Cardy O'Gram and Shirley Dyen

mike gregory - Posted - 06/27/2023:  20:10:57

"I'M ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING" by Fleming S. Howell

mike gregory - Posted - 06/29/2023:  13:17:04

"TRAIN YOUR DUCK TO WALK BACKWARDS" by Bill Lastaval