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 ARCHIVED TOPIC: Stolen Hatfield Special (Found)


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Arthur Hatfield - Posted - 07/15/2011:  05:54:52

Bruce the banjo with bounce would be ok but I better leave off Ditch all the others. My friends who are builders may not think too much of that slogan. And may even think a lot less of me.

mike gregory - Posted - 07/15/2011:  06:23:50


Public flogging?



Not for most crimes, but for the dual crimes of stealing a banjo AND tossing a banjo into a ditch, it certainly SEEMS appropriate.



Now let's grab them Hatfields and SING



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It's a grand old flog,



It's a high-flying flog,



So let's give cat-of-nine-tails a wave!



As a symbol of



The banjos we love



And it might make the bad folks behave.



If we beat each crook, for each banjo they took,



Beat them worse than we'd beat a dog,



Should moral lessons be forgot,



Keep your mind on that grand old flog!



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By the way: I looked at ten pages of images, trying to find a picture of a flogging that wasn't too brutal to be displayed on a site where people who play banjos and sing songs about murder,  are known to gather. It ain't a pretty sight.


beegee - Posted - 07/15/2011:  08:23:57


Hey Eel-Man...not a fan of Sharia Law, but when I was at the ball game, there was a guy who was saying derogatory things about Muslims and this Muslim guy slapped him. It was known as the Shiite hitting the fan.



Justice my friend...with no hands he could neither steal nor pick the banjo and every time he wanted to pick his nose, he'd think about why he couldn't.


Bruce4501 - Posted - 07/15/2011:  08:35:11


Arthur,

I was just kidding around so please don't take offense to it.  I know you would never do anything like that!



Let's just hope Greg Rich does not get a hold of this thread!  I can ONLY imagine what cartoons he would think up! LOL



Take care my friend!



Bruce


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