mike gregory - Posted - 04/09/2023:  10:43:28

I  remember this game from our grade school days.

Book title and Author, as a bad pun. The badder, the better!



Remember these?

"Tiger's Revenge" by Claude Bauls



"The Damp Mattress" by I. P. Knightly





"One Hundred Yards to the Outhouse"

by Willy Mae Kitt (Illustrated by I. Dowdit)



And there are those I made up while sitting around the Building Inspectors' Office



"Testing Alarm Systems" by Isabella Ringling



"Securing the Perimeter" by Isadore A. Jarr



And the famous radio guy wrote one:

"Swiftly Dancing Your Way Under a Pay Toilet Door" by Rush Limbo



Here's one from April 9th, 2003, by me:

 

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/09/2023:  11:17:53

“Under the bleachers” by Seemore Butts

“50 Yards to the Outhouse” by Willy Maykit, illustrated by Bette Cant

DC5 - Posted - 04/10/2023:  06:23:18

Tall Cliffs by Ilene Dover

Dempsey-T2 - Posted - 04/22/2023:  11:28:30

'Waiting for Dinner' - by Sally Vating

Dempsey-T2 - Posted - 04/23/2023:  03:44:25

Guns - by Paul Trigger

DC5 - Posted - 04/23/2023:  05:55:09

A Book Of Churches" by Cath Headrall

Dempsey-T2 - Posted - 04/24/2023:  09:55:45

Thing that moves in the night- Peggy Legg

Dempsey-T2 - Posted - 04/24/2023:  09:56:11

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Originally posted by Dempsey-T2

Thing that moves in the night- by Peggy Legg

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DC5 - Posted - 04/24/2023:  12:18:10

"I'm Outta Gas" by Phil McCarup

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/24/2023:  15:50:08

“I Lost My Balance” ……..by Ilene Dover and Phil Down

DC5 - Posted - 04/25/2023:  07:51:24

"The End of Innocence" by Buster Cherry

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/25/2023:  13:59:00

The Fortune Teller by Reid Palms

DC5 - Posted - 04/26/2023:  04:56:53

Soft Cheeses by Phil Adelphia

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/26/2023:  06:46:50

Social Insecurity by Wilma Moneylast

DC5 - Posted - 04/27/2023:  05:54:08

Electrical Wiring Made Easy by A. C. Deesey

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/27/2023:  09:48:18

Eating Disorders by Anna Rexia, illustrated by Bo Limia

DC5 - Posted - 04/27/2023:  13:22:51

"Let's Play Pool" by A. Q. Ball

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/27/2023:  16:04:54

Blue Grass Musical Instruments by Amanda Lin

DC5 - Posted - 04/28/2023:  05:22:51

"Nuclear Explosives" by Adam Baum

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2023:  08:20:19

The Irish Heart Surgeon by Angie O’Plasty

DC5 - Posted - 04/28/2023:  08:30:09

"A Guide for the Unemployed" by Anita Job

Dempsey-T2 - Posted - 04/28/2023:  08:59:39

Voyage along the Amazon- by Seymore Banks.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2023:  13:45:03

“Guide To Sea creatures by Tiger Shark, illustrated by Angel Fish

DC5 - Posted - 04/29/2023:  04:35:22

"Proctology" by Seymour Butts

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/29/2023:  05:37:46

“Backyard Grilling” by Barbie Cue, Illustrated by Flip Burger

DC5 - Posted - 05/04/2023:  06:19:22

"Snakes of the World" by Anna Conda

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/04/2023:  07:08:41

“The Optician’s Guide” by Seymore Clearly, Illistrated by Heinz Sight, to purchase Contact Len’s Vision

DC5 - Posted - 05/05/2023:  05:37:35

"Living with Joint Pain" by Arthur Itis

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/05/2023:  07:55:00

“Automobile Mechanical Systems Explained” by Wyatt Works Illustrated by Axel Shaft

DC5 - Posted - 05/06/2023:  05:07:15

"The Art of Barbering Meat" by Carney Vore

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/06/2023:  08:22:05

“Strong Winds Blowing” by Gail Force, Illustrated by Bree Z. Day

mike gregory - Posted - 05/06/2023:  08:26:56

"The Sun Also Rises" by Earl E. Daughn

mike gregory - Posted - 05/06/2023:  08:28:24

"Cussing At Southern Belles" by Frank Lee Maddeere

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/06/2023:  17:39:15

“Hockey For Seniors” by Jerry Hattrick, Illustrated by Ben Checked

DC5 - Posted - 05/07/2023:  05:57:53

" Pentagon Press Release" by Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2023:  07:35:29

Car Repair , by Cam Shaft

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2023:  10:48:21

“Here’s Pus In Your Eye” by Lance Boyle

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2023:  16:21:19

Toe Tappin’ Fiddle Tunes by Rosine deBeau

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2023:  13:48:46

“The Truancy Problem” by Marcus Absent

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2023:  22:37:54

Pioneer Farming Methods by Ben Tover

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/10/2023:  06:52:54

“Life Before Cars” by Orson Buggy

DC5 - Posted - 05/11/2023:  05:27:37

"Rare Gem Collecting" by Chris Tall

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2023:  09:12:36

“Lawnmower Maintenance” by Sparky Plugge

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/11/2023:  16:29:14

“How to succeed in school” by Rita Book illustrated by Art D. Signer

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2023:  22:05:50

“Banjo Instruction” by Tab Staffer

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/15/2023:  04:18:42

“A Guide to Banjo Set Up and Adjustment” by Ben Tinkering, Illustrated by Remo “Stretch” Head, with guest contributors Rose Wood, Ebony Bridge, Rusty Hooks, Woody Neck, and Ben Picking (Special thanks to coordinator Rod Turns)

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/15/2023 04:21:47

mike gregory - Posted - 05/15/2023:  06:28:51

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"SHORTENED STORIES" by Reed R Stygest

mike gregory - Posted - 05/15/2023:  06:33:24

"Coins for Pay Toilets" by Johnny Cash

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2023:  08:49:05

Starting a Dog Walking Business by Dash Hund