gregsquared - Posted - 02/21/2013:  12:59:16

Are these straws -- or is they hay?  

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(Since round bales were invented, the cows haven't had a square meal!    )

Edited by - gregsquared on 02/21/2013 13:02:44

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2013:  13:01:02

What hay?

dat - Posted - 02/21/2013:  13:13:13

now that ain't right, you done changed the page, I kinda liked the old one

gregsquared - Posted - 02/21/2013:  13:15:01

This old one? 

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dat - Posted - 02/21/2013:  13:30:52

she has a talent for wearing shorts and a shirt

Edited by - dat on 02/21/2013 13:31:16

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2013:  13:54:36

Yes, talent, that's the word I was looking for...

dat - Posted - 02/21/2013:  14:05:15

not all people have that talent, but it is a well respected talent when someone does

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2013:  14:12:41

And I for one appreciate them practicing their talents.

dat - Posted - 02/21/2013:  14:27:04

I wonder if she has a Martin D28 or a Gibson J50,   somebody with talent like that has got to be a natural guitar picker

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2013:  15:39:52

So you're thinking she's good with her fingers?

gregsquared - Posted - 02/21/2013:  15:55:29

...but does she yodel? 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2013:  16:00:58

Yeah, that's a deal breaker for sure.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/21/2013:  16:41:16

Does she own a boat ?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2013:  02:53:28

We're narrowing the field down pretty significantly now.

dat - Posted - 02/22/2013:  06:03:23

does she own a liquor store?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2013:  06:25:37

We're down to one. She has a liquor store on a houseboat in Estonia on the Baltic Sea and can yodel up a storm while picking her vintage Martin D-28.

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dat - Posted - 02/22/2013:  06:28:36

does she nag?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2013:  06:30:32

Is that a trick question?

dat - Posted - 02/22/2013:  10:41:03

quote:

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Originally posted by OM45GE

Is that a trick question?

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 I believe that when it comes to women, everything is tricky and the right answer never is the first thing you say

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2013:  11:18:55

That's why I asked. Sometimes it's like walking on quicksand laced with land mines.

gregsquared - Posted - 02/22/2013:  11:57:30

Lace the feet, 

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not the quicksand. 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2013:  12:52:54

I'm liking it.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/22/2013:  13:32:27

Why do women wear shoes anyway?...........its all carpet between the kitchen and the bedroom

dat - Posted - 02/22/2013:  14:05:21

doesn't your bride go out to feed the chickens and collect the eggs?

gregsquared - Posted - 02/22/2013:  14:08:21

I suggested that she do that, and she raised an egg on my noggin! 

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Edited by - gregsquared on 02/22/2013 14:12:48

mbanjo - Posted - 02/22/2013:  14:31:36

There are two theories about arguing with women.....,. Neither of them is any good

dat - Posted - 02/22/2013:  14:46:34

wasn't that one of Will Rogers sayings?  

mbanjo - Posted - 02/22/2013:  15:34:35

I'm not too sure..but it certainly is true enough:-)

Edited by - mbanjo on 02/22/2013 15:35:32

dat - Posted - 02/22/2013:  15:36:46

I don't think I'll try either this weekend, sometimes it's just good to try to get along,   of course I talk trash, but it's my bride that is the good one

mbanjo - Posted - 02/22/2013:  15:57:57

I think that remaining silent is a good thing for us males sometimes.....that way we can't say anything wrong:-)

gregsquared - Posted - 02/22/2013:  23:56:21

Oh,, yeah?    Then she says, "What are you hiding?" 

janolov - Posted - 02/23/2013:  00:03:29

Can I post the last word here?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2013:  05:34:56

I think you're lost young man.

gregsquared - Posted - 02/23/2013:  08:11:56

I just looked up the last word -- it's "zymurgy" -- and now I've posted it for you! 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2013:  08:21:37

You must mean "lost" word.

gregsquared - Posted - 02/23/2013:  09:44:53

No, the "lost" word is something else -- and I can't remember where I put it..... 

dmiller - Posted - 02/23/2013:  11:07:49

If you want to find a lost item, buy a new one to replace it.

When you get home with the replacement, you'll immediately

find the old one. So save your sales receipt!

Edited by - dmiller on 02/23/2013 11:08:25

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2013:  11:27:34

You always find something in the very last place you look.

gregsquared - Posted - 02/23/2013:  11:29:16

quote:

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Originally posted by OM45GE

You always find something in the very last place you look.

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 So I've been looking in the last place first -- still no luck! 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2013:  11:45:23

We need to talk.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/23/2013:  13:07:26

More hay, Trigger? ........No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/23/2013:  14:02:33

Old Bullet was a high caliber dog I reckon.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/23/2013:  14:37:43

Exactly 42.74365 percent of all statistics are incorrect

dmiller - Posted - 02/23/2013:  15:17:24

I got a jolt of of statistic electricity once.

54.321% of the hairs on my head stood up.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/23/2013:  16:36:50

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/23/2013:  16:52:48

Y'all remember a certain brand of soap they used to advertise as being "99 and 44 / 100% pure"....I still wonder about that...pure what?....and what were the .56% impure ingredients that were in it?

hexx - Posted - 02/23/2013:  17:12:35

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2013:  18:21:50

sodium tallowate, sodium cocoate or sodium palm kernelate, water, sodium chloride, sodium silicate, magnesium sulfate, and fragrance

dmiller - Posted - 02/23/2013:  18:35:47

99 and 44/100% Pure Love - - was a country song sung by Ronnie Miilsap.

99 and 44/100% was taken from the Ivory Soap ads.  Hey, if it floats - - -