Lynne - Posted - 11/01/2012:  16:27:29

YW

Posted by Alaina

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/02/2012:  04:49:04

Early to adore power cables, early to stare at mirrors...

OM45GE - Posted - 11/02/2012:  05:50:51

There goes another one!

Alaina - Posted - 11/02/2012:  09:46:17

I think that was the same one...

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2012:  13:08:49

I have a pot of lima beans cooking.With plenty of onions
and ham.I like hushpuppies instead of cornbread.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/02/2012:  14:11:52

Wichitti grubs have a weird taste

Alaina - Posted - 11/02/2012:  14:19:46

Wichitti grubs sound witchy

mbanjo - Posted - 11/02/2012:  14:23:36

I heard that they are good for you...........yuk!

Alaina - Posted - 11/02/2012:  14:26:37

Don't you mean "yuck"?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/02/2012:  14:32:18

Absolutely.........Yuck it is

Alaina - Posted - 11/02/2012:  14:35:14

I thought so

mbanjo - Posted - 11/02/2012:  15:17:59

So Daffy is not a Duk then?

Alaina - Posted - 11/02/2012:  15:18:30

No dear, he is not. He is a ducK

mbanjo - Posted - 11/02/2012:  15:32:51

I have just entered a completely pointless comment

Alaina - Posted - 11/02/2012:  15:47:56

pointless

mbanjo - Posted - 11/02/2012:  15:51:12

But very Blunt.......

Alaina - Posted - 11/02/2012:  15:51:45

why thank you

mbanjo - Posted - 11/02/2012:  15:56:16

my pleasure, don't mention it

Alaina - Posted - 11/02/2012:  15:59:46

But I already have

mbanjo - Posted - 11/02/2012:  16:03:08

in that case..... forget to thank me next time

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2012:  03:56:28

So then,,are you saying I must shoot straighter?

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/03/2012:  12:31:56

Conger eels! Lots of them!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/04/2012:  02:49:23

We have had breakfast food for our supper meal,,
why not have supper food for breakfast meal?

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/04/2012:  04:25:20

I've proof that you can't invest in udders!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/04/2012:  07:36:32

You can shoot raisins out of a mussle loading gun ,,but
it is not very effective

TonyS - Posted - 11/04/2012:  10:55:04

tried to shoot mussels from my mussel loader but shells got everywhere and didn't even hit the target - smelled like fish!

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/04/2012:  16:38:51

Because it was stapled to the duvet!

ErikH - Posted - 11/05/2012:  02:26:02

There's you problem.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2012:  05:25:31

Someone hand me a roll of toilet paper!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2012:  06:15:42

I don't know where she is.The last time I saw
her,she was going down for the 3rd time,,,,,,,,,,

Alaina - Posted - 11/05/2012:  09:20:39

It's monday

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2012:  10:03:53

You idiot, I said toss the life ring, not the anchor!

Alaina - Posted - 11/05/2012:  11:45:08

Brrrr

jistgreg - Posted - 11/05/2012:  12:55:09

I snapped off the business end of my trident. 

Alaina - Posted - 11/05/2012:  12:58:51

4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident. The fifth missed the meeting.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2012:  15:24:58

Someone stole my uncles wacky-weed plants.

Alaina - Posted - 11/05/2012:  15:26:36

Sooo cold...

OM45GE - Posted - 11/05/2012:  17:53:52

Would you like to borrow my sweater?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2012:  18:09:07

M No thank you,I have a vest

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  03:29:48

Put down the flamethrower and slowly back away!

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/06/2012:  03:39:07

I want you to make Airfix models of this sparkler.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  04:01:43

You're going to have to flush at least twice.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2012:  04:21:22

My horse has "flung" a shoe.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  04:35:27

A hippo in a tutu is a sight one can't soon forget.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2012:  04:45:33

I study magic tricks but I like
to roller skate too

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  06:54:07

I'm not sure, it started out as a wart on my neck.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  08:47:42

Plane tickets are expensive...

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2012:  09:01:36

We put Led Zeppelin on the stereo and the next thing I knew we were naked.

Alaina - Posted - 11/06/2012:  09:05:33

And the random award goes to.....