stanleytone - Posted - 11/22/2009:  15:25:05

whaddaya mean you dont like "Dawg" music ?!

stanleytone - Posted - 11/22/2009:  15:27:24

can you hear me now?

(just had to hit myself)

1four5 - Posted - 11/22/2009:  16:02:05

Been playin since before God invented color

1four5 - Posted - 11/22/2009:  19:50:03

you take the cat... I'll get the cat food

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/23/2009:  02:24:30

Whatta ya mean can I play Chop-Sticks??

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  02:26:38

I'm gonna play till the sun goes down

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/23/2009:  05:04:21

Ma,,I've made up my mind.
I'm gonna marry him.

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  05:09:42

Is he real, or is it memorex?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/23/2009:  05:17:50

Who on this thread has a memory?

fynger - Posted - 11/23/2009:  05:30:08

I wont play in the car again...honest....COME BACK !!

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  06:38:10

Has a whole closet full of puffy shirts.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/23/2009:  06:58:22

This bill is made for talking

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  08:22:28

The bridge is made for pickin

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  08:28:11

Guess what, I have advanced delusional schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  08:33:19

I am in recovery with a couple dogs

fynger - Posted - 11/23/2009:  09:26:46

Feeling better yet ?

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  09:58:46

pirate with a banjo!!!!

fynger - Posted - 11/23/2009:  12:01:24

Hey, Running out of dog jokes yet ?????

stanleytone - Posted - 11/23/2009:  12:26:52

banjo players of the carribean!!

stanleytone - Posted - 11/23/2009:  13:07:30

Earl Scruggs??? Never heard of him.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/23/2009:  13:40:53

Gary Bate???never heard of him

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  14:28:22

Finally found his way off the bridge and home.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/23/2009:  15:17:28

That's good cause I don't
know my way home

scaggs7 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  15:24:15

What you see is what you get

kyblugrass - Posted - 11/23/2009:  15:55:09

Yes my child... what is your question?

stanleytone - Posted - 11/23/2009:  16:13:18

would someone PLEASE get this UK thing out of my way?!!!!

stanleytone - Posted - 11/23/2009:  16:14:36

Carter,I sure do miss you..........................

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  16:21:11

Is that you or Ralph Stanley?

stanleytone - Posted - 11/23/2009:  16:27:00

if i hear ONE more request for deulin' banjos,i'll...................

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  17:45:38

is my under arm working?

scaggs7 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  17:47:24

Why, do you small something

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  17:50:23

bearbreath

scaggs7 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  17:54:22

Go get him, that the second time he's crossed the line

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  18:22:18

bear necessities

scaggs7 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  18:31:32

Ma, what do you do on your first date

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  18:40:52

foot warmer

scaggs7 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  19:01:41

one of your eyes is bigger that the other

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  19:20:32

One of your fangs is bigger than the other

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  19:41:17

waiting for the other shoe to drop.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/24/2009:  01:53:41

I'm sure glad there are no
duck hunters in Gainsville

1four5 - Posted - 11/24/2009:  02:18:12

Happily ever after

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/24/2009:  02:34:45

There goes the shuttle Ma,,
you see it?

1four5 - Posted - 11/24/2009:  02:36:18

Where's my pitchfork?

gdtrfb24 - Posted - 11/24/2009:  02:48:51

I can't believe you got car sick in the car again.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/24/2009:  03:05:15

I AM NOT A COUT!!!
I AM A YELLOW BILLED RING NECKED BLACK DUCK!!!

fynger - Posted - 11/24/2009:  06:16:01

those that pick together, stick together

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/24/2009:  06:22:58

Oh yes,,I am for real,,,,,,,,

fynger - Posted - 11/24/2009:  07:40:40

"me ..and...my shaaadow"

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/24/2009:  08:08:16

Why is it that when I play a differant string,,
it makes a differant sound