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Dec 8, 2025 - 7:11:36 AM
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44388 posts since 3/5/2008

Soo...
I goes inta ah loco pizza shop..
N order a pizza to go...

Me simple order..was ..
Large pizza...no..fish..no ..fungus...

The order taker...got totally outraged..exclaiming...that they only...
Serve Quality food..that is fresh..EVERY DAY....
N..that do ..NOT..Serve food with fungus on it....!

I explained that they indeed ..Do......

N..even advertise it on thier menu...

Well now the lady goes inta hyper drive.. n on about slander charges...
So....

I just held up..their pictures..of mushroom pizza.. on thier menu..
Pointing to the fungus..mushrooms...
N..then ..Anchovies...

I..said ..No ..fish...No..Fungus...


Oh..............
Was the only reply....


Folks are so ...touchy these days.... :0/

Dec 8, 2025 - 8:10:18 AM
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Texasbanjo (Moderator)

USA

32470 posts since 8/3/2003

Sounds like a lack of humor to me. Some people.....

Dec 8, 2025 - 8:34:33 AM
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367 posts since 5/13/2024

laughBRAVO!
The rest of your town should thank you for beating back the battle lines of ignorance in a humorous way.

I went to the feed store and asked for 3 fifty pound sacks of porcine cuisine and I just got a blank stare.
That was a while back, they know me better now.smiley

Dec 8, 2025 - 8:36:27 AM
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slammer

USA

5352 posts since 12/30/2008

She needed a hug!!! “Lighten up Francis “
Slammer!!!

Dec 8, 2025 - 8:44:24 AM

15921 posts since 1/15/2005

Gee whiz ........ pretty clever on your part ...... pretty ignorant (or worse) on theirs

Dec 8, 2025 - 8:57:42 AM
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1434 posts since 2/11/2019

I learned something when I was a teenager. And back then I was always hungry and could eat a large by myself in one sitting. If you get the anchovies, no one else will want it!

Dec 8, 2025 - 9:40:07 AM

pinenut

USA

1007 posts since 10/2/2007

quote:
Originally posted by Mad Hornet

I learned something when I was a teenager. And back then I was always hungry and could eat a large by myself in one sitting. If you get the anchovies, no one else will want it!


I like anchovies.

Edited by - pinenut on 12/08/2025 09:40:21

Dec 8, 2025 - 10:47:50 AM
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1035 posts since 4/27/2020

You went in there and intentionally stirred the pot. Why?

Dec 8, 2025 - 10:56:17 AM
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1434 posts since 2/11/2019

quote:
Originally posted by pinenut
quote:
Originally posted by Mad Hornet

I learned something when I was a teenager. And back then I was always hungry and could eat a large by myself in one sitting. If you get the anchovies, no one else will want it!


I like anchovies.


We are few and far between for sure.  I learned it from my Uncle Danny.

Dec 8, 2025 - 11:01:13 AM
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367 posts since 5/13/2024

quote:
Originally posted by reubenstump

You went in there and intentionally stirred the pot. Why?


Cuz if you don't stir the pot, eventually it burns on the bottom.laugh

Dec 8, 2025 - 11:13:57 AM

399 posts since 1/12/2024

When I go in to order a pizza, it is always much easier and more to the point if I tell them what I do want on my pizza instead of what I don't want on my pizza. Just saying, next time try that. ;)

I know, you were just trying to be clever. But maybe she was just throwing it back at you and you didn't catch it. Just saying.

Edited by - BG Banjo on 12/08/2025 11:17:36

Dec 8, 2025 - 11:37:05 AM

Buddur

USA

4343 posts since 10/23/2004

Rumors' like that could put a restaurant out of business.

Got the feeling Liz will be ordering and picking up the pizzas from now on.

Dec 8, 2025 - 2:04:43 PM

44388 posts since 3/5/2008

quote:
Originally posted by Jon Borcherding
quote:
Originally posted by reubenstump

You went in there and intentionally stirred the pot. Why?


Cuz if you don't stir the pot, eventually it burns on the bottom.laugh


Yup...

Dec 9, 2025 - 10:43:30 AM
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1416 posts since 3/7/2006

I knew exactly what you were talking about STUD fig. This also serves to prove the lack of quality in education over the past several years, and the promotion of education on how to be touchy and become an instant Karen.

Dec 9, 2025 - 10:49:55 AM

Owen

Canada

18606 posts since 6/5/2011

I'm not convinced it serves to "prove" ... or even that it qualifies as credible evidence.  Obviously, YMMV.   devil

Edit: And I doubt the motivation had anything to do with preventing anything from burning. wink

Edited by - Owen on 12/09/2025 10:51:30

Dec 10, 2025 - 4:20:22 AM
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banjoy

USA

11894 posts since 7/1/2006

Wow that's kinda nuts Fig. Good thing you had a picture to point to, you know, lowest common denominator stuff ... otherwise we might be seeing you on Judge Judy next week!

Dec 10, 2025 - 8:09:10 AM
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Texasbanjo (Moderator)

USA

32470 posts since 8/3/2003

Dave loved anchovies but I couldn't stand them. We used to order a pizza with half anchovies and half not! We both loved mushrooms so that was never a problem.

Dec 10, 2025 - 8:14:40 AM

9102 posts since 9/5/2006

i will eat just about anything on my pizza but anchovies... if i want little fishes i will get a can of sardines and crackers.

what is your favorite style of pizza/

for me its sicilian all the way baby,, nice and heavy  (no chovies) 

Edited by - 1935tb-11 on 12/10/2025 08:16:57

Dec 10, 2025 - 8:53:42 AM

44388 posts since 3/5/2008

Pizza....all kinds..
Perfer red ..not white so much...

 

N..I like them well done..

Edited by - STUD figmo Al on 12/10/2025 08:54:41

Dec 10, 2025 - 11:05:09 AM
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1328 posts since 10/31/2007

Being half Italian (my better half?) pizza is like air to me
Pizza should not have fish or pineapple. That is just a sin! Ask the Pope!

And it seems hard to believe that someone might misunderstand you Al!?

Dec 10, 2025 - 9:05:08 PM

2714 posts since 1/16/2010

If you were working at a pizza parlor…you’d be upset too! :)

Dec 11, 2025 - 6:19:05 AM
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J e f f

USA

3874 posts since 12/16/2009

That was poor customer service. They could have politely asked "What do you mean by fungus?" You were just being playful with your words.

Dec 11, 2025 - 6:26:35 AM

Owen

Canada

18606 posts since 6/5/2011

.............   there's a time and place for everything??   ... or should that be: there's a wrong time and a wrong place for everything??

Edited by - Owen on 12/11/2025 06:27:42

Dec 11, 2025 - 11:26:28 AM

Paul R

Canada

17334 posts since 1/28/2010

Well, I want neither fish nor fungus on my pizza. When the Mrs. and I order one for both of us, she gets the fungus on her half only. I've gone on long bicycle rides where you have to pass a mushroom plant. Pee-yoo!

I'm told that Hawaiian pizza is a Canadian invention.

I used to occasionally order a pizza for myself for lunch at one of my schools. Rumours do get around. At the start of one school year, a student asked, "Is it true you eat a party-size pizza and eat it in front of the whole class?!" Nope.

Dec 11, 2025 - 2:02:29 PM
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44388 posts since 3/5/2008

Geeze..you're think I ordered...
Vicks.... Inhailers...
On that pizza... :0/
:0)

Edited by - STUD figmo Al on 12/11/2025 14:03:38

Dec 14, 2025 - 8:58:39 AM
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4099 posts since 7/8/2010

Al, you are the most misunderstood man on the face of the earth.

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