yall... halloween this year was like a horror show in Chodenhaw!! I dont even leave the house no more!! These pennsylvania >:* kids,, they like litl gremlins I tellin ya. I tried to lay low in my trailer,, but they found me!! Shakin the door and scratchin at the busted up window like rabid squirrels!! you think they would get the MESSAGe after they saw my squirrel taxidermy out front,, but NO!! I thought I could scare em off,, sayin I GOT MA GOLD TONE AN IM READY TO USE IT, but they just laughed >:((,, one o them even yelled out sayin NICE COSTUME YA OLD MUMMY! (ps: I wasnt wearin no costume!!)
but last year was worse.. one of em hurdled a big ol pumpkin through my window!! still got pieces of it in my carpet... AND my banjo case,,, and this was back when I had hair so it was in there too!!! so this time, I hit the lights an hid under my blanket with the doors bolted shut!! I been sweatin bullets.. next year I gota just put up a sign sayin, NO TRICKS HERE, GO ON HOME!! them kids cant even get my name right!!! they call me OLD MUMMY JED.. AAAHAHAHAAHHGHGHG >>>:(((((((((( I hatt that name more than anything!!!! my name is Jedadiah,,, get it RIGHT!!! yipes
Man kids these days... I apologize for what you had to go through. Next time pull a prank on em. Get em running, like a fake ghost or dump a gallon of water on their heads!! my grandchildren don't talk to me anymore. i wish the divorce never happened...
MR Winston Here, I must say,, dem´ kids should´ve nown you ain´´t like bein´ called jed.
Also HAHAHHAHA THEY CALLED YA A N OLD MUMMY HAHAHAHA.
-JW
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furgeoson I'm thinking bout takkin a page out of the castle defenders book! boiling oil, right above me fromt door. what you hthink? I got a lot of oil from that government auction,, even if it says DO NOT OPEN like mann,, its just oil :| I been a car man all my life, till me car got imppoinded and put in the compactor, its like a car brickc now.. yipes
Edited by - JedediahWinstonian on 11/07/2024 06:45:50
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Originally posted by JerimiahWinstonMR Winston Here, I must say,, dem´ kids should´ve nown you ain´´t like bein´ called jed.
Also HAHAHHAHA THEY CALLED YA A N OLD MUMMY HAHAHAHA.
-JW
(ps you like my fancy, rich text??)
SHSUUUT UUUUP IM NOT A MUMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by JedediahWinstonianfurgeoson I'm thinking bout takkin a page out of the castle defenders book! boiling oil, right above me fromt door. what you hthink? I got a lot of oil from that government auction,, even if it says DO NOT OPEN like mann,, its just oil :| I been a car man all my life, till me car got imppoinded and put in the compactor, its like a car brickc now.. yipes
I understand you are angry, but ii think dumpin oil on them will get you in trouble. them rangers are fast and will wrangle you up, lets take a better approach, such as chuckin pocket mice at them, that'll show em, give em a taste of their own medicine, or even better, go and correct the kids by throwin a big ol pumpkin as a demonstration, and let them learn, kids always tneed to learn, so teacher them the art of pumpkin chuckin', hope this helps :0)
Edited by - furgeoson on 11/07/2024 07:09:58
furgeoson STOP SENDING THE DUMB :0) face. please. period
It ain't dumb :0). Don't make fun of me, it ain't cool. If you don't wanna talk about banjo's then leave me alone good sir. thank ya kindly :0)
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Originally posted by furgeosonquote:
Originally posted by JedediahWinstonianfurgeoson I'm thinking bout takkin a page out of the castle defenders book! boiling oil, right above me fromt door. what you hthink? I got a lot of oil from that government auction,, even if it says DO NOT OPEN like mann,, its just oil :| I been a car man all my life, till me car got imppoinded and put in the compactor, its like a car brickc now.. yipes
I understand you are angry, but ii think dumpin oil on them will get you in trouble. them rangers are fast and will wrangle you up, lets take a better approach, such as chuckin pocket mice at them, that'll show em, give em a taste of their own medicine, or even better, go and correct the kids by throwin a big ol pumpkin as a demonstration, and let them learn, kids always tneed to learn, so teacher them the art of pumpkin chuckin', hope this helps :0)
Pockett mice! GENIUS!!! thakk you fergeoson
Edited by - JedediahWinstonian on 11/07/2024 07:13:53
Arguing with oneself?
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Originally posted by 5B-RanchArguing with oneself?
A hilarious bit.
Sorry, I just don't get when people post on BHO using a character. It certainly does not help the banjo's reputation.
They chucked a pumpkin at YOU, so why not YOU chuck your CAR BRICK at THEM??
Boiling oil, dumped on them, will drip off as they run, and will kill your lawn.
Bull'S hit, on the other hand, need not be boiling, AND it's an organically produced fertilizer, which will improve the lawn, wherever it lands.
And don't tell me you're short of Bull'S hit! I've read your posts. You seem to have plenty, enough, and then some.
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Originally posted by Joel Hooksquote:
Originally posted by 5B-RanchArguing with oneself?
A hilarious bit.
Sorry, I just don't get when people post on BHO using a character. It certainly does not help the banjo's reputation.
For real, keep banjo hangout banjo hangout
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Originally posted by mike gregoryThey chucked a pumpkin at YOU, so why not YOU chuck your CAR BRICK at THEM??
Boiling oil, dumped on them, will drip off as they run, and will kill your lawn.
Bull'S hit, on the other hand, need not be boiling, AND it's an organically produced fertilizer, which will improve the lawn, wherever it lands.
And don't tell me you're short of Bull'S hit! I've read your posts. You seem to have plenty, enough, and then some.
That sounds smart,, but sadly they reposesedd the car brick too.. I keep tellin them you can't tax a soverighn man,, but they get mad n take things, like LITTLE KIDS.. i mean, as a little kid would, not takin the yungins themselves... I aint never heards of Bull'S hit, but there ain nothin finer than a well tended lawn,, il be on the lookout for somma that.. But the way you wording that,, are you takin a shot at me?? I don't like it when theese people come and disrespect me in secret!! Just come out and say it.. yipes
We're BANJO PLAYERS!
That's a lifestyle which can never truly BE disrespected.
So, no offense intended.
We were warned when I was growing up. Never, ever go to any house that did not have an inviting front porch light. Don't waste your time. And then the fear;
The old codger might have a banjo.
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Originally posted by Elmo_SmileyWe were warned when I was growing up. Never, ever go to any house that did not have an inviting front porch light. Don't waste your time. And then the fear;
The old codger might have a banjo.
The children learn to fear the gold tone. `,;)
