I've been on a few medical websites lately and noticed that "feces" has been near universally replaced with "poop." No sh#t! So congrats, Poop, you've made the big time.
Stay tuned for more essential information!
Gotta admit...
Yer...
On Top of it... :0)
Maybe not on par with a medical website, though I guess it depends on what's most pressing in the moment, but I kinda like the slogan (?) on the tailgate of a truck of a yocal excavation/snow clearing outfit: "Everybody like a good dump."
I saw my colon surgeon recently,, answering his questions I was using the term defecate, just to be polite,,ahem,, then he asked, "And what colour is your poop?"
In Banff which is ski country they sell these T shirts.
Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/17/2024 11:07:28
I'll never forget when I was young and the doctor asked me "How is your stool?"
I was baffled....unitl he explained what he meant.
Language will continue to evolve.....He crashed his bike and got a stick up his butt. .. No sir.." that would be 'rectum'. "
"RECTUM ?.... dang near killed him."
I was watching ( actually listening) to a commercial today and there was a woman running, doing her exercises. She waves at a friend who asks "how are you today?" and the lady answers: "I'm fine, I just pooped!". Now I've heard it all.
It was bad enough when they had that stilly little song about pooping on TV. What's next? Graphic imaging?
I guess we can now put "feces" behind us.
Dang. Clicked on this cuz I thought it was about People Offended by Offended People. Carry on...
That’s why there was Green Green Grass of Home
My doctors always referred to it as my “stool”. To me I thought of the white ceramic fixture, into which I put my poop. I used the word cr@p more often, and the “s” word more when something suddenly bad happened.
Now as a septuagenarian, this product and actions to free it are a common topic at coffee amongst fellow dudes in our 70s. Brad
Completely different here. They ask you about your 'poo' instead of your 'faeces'. So we save three letters. A great improvement on your one.
Several years back, I sliced a piece off a 1 inch dowel, drilled three holes in it, glued in matchsticks, and put in in a large pill container, labeled it "STOOL SAMPLE"
Because I had seen something like that, FOR SALE.
I see no point in paying $15 for a joke item I can make in ten minutes.
It's FUNNY, but it's not $15 worth of funny.
ok,i'm sorry for that..even tho' i'm thinking post was reasonable? ..considering everything..
yeh it even surprised my blue collar mind when the nurse said puke instead of vomit----things move to fast nowadays --I have lost hope for regularity--that lasts more than a couple of days--
no pun intended but ''move'' and ''regularity'' are good words ,for this topic
As kids, we were taught to call pee “#1”, and poop “#2”.
