Banjo Hangout Logo
Banjo Hangout Logo

Premier Sponsors

286
Banjo Lovers Online


Page: 1  2   Last Page (2) 

Apr 20, 2024 - 6:05:34 AM
like this

BobbyE

USA

3501 posts since 11/29/2007

If this is stereotyping individuals I apologize in advance.

Two cannibals attended a wedding and were asked to leave when they toasted the bride and groom.

Bobby

Apr 20, 2024 - 6:53:59 AM
like this

Owen

Canada

15030 posts since 6/5/2011

... no cannibals were harmed in the telling of ^^ joke.  wink

Apr 20, 2024 - 7:17:32 AM
likes this

41111 posts since 3/5/2008

Made me n Liz laughf.. :0)

Apr 20, 2024 - 7:38:02 AM
like this

12730 posts since 8/22/2006

Now that’s a joke you could really sink your teeth into said the vampire.

Apr 20, 2024 - 7:51:38 AM
like this

1676 posts since 11/10/2022

Cannibals "don't" eat clowns because they taste funny.

My fave.

Apr 20, 2024 - 1:24:17 PM
like this

7671 posts since 7/24/2013
Online Now

My wife made an amazing stew, I sure do miss her though.

Apr 20, 2024 - 2:44:22 PM
like this

banjonz

New Zealand

12032 posts since 6/29/2003

I heard about a cannibal that killed and ate a missionary. It was the first time he had a taste of religion!

Apr 20, 2024 - 5:01:44 PM

chuckv97

Canada

72006 posts since 10/5/2013

I’m tired of the PC crowd constantly defending cannonball fodder….

Apr 21, 2024 - 4:25:36 AM

4768 posts since 4/29/2012

I think we can get away with stereotyping cannibals.
But there is a thread especially dedicated to bad jokes, where they can safely be ignored.

Apr 21, 2024 - 5:03:33 AM

62066 posts since 12/14/2005

Speaking of offending people:
On or about April 7th, I posted a joke, a rather complicated "Conspiracy Theory" about how a certain historical figure started WW2 SPECIFICALLY so he could claim to own the last "Pre-War" Gibson.

Someone objected, the mods hid it, and were nice enough to let me know I had (inadvertently) offended someone.

So I posted a request, asking whoever was offended, to send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE to educate and inform me about why I should not make jokes about dictators.

That was April 9th.

I got only ONE answer, and the respondent did not tell me that THEY were offended, but speculated why someone ELSE might have been offended.

So, come on, anybody who was offended.
Send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE, so I will be educated and informed, and have a RATIONAL REASON not to make jokes about dictators.

If it is right to suppress jokes about dictators, stand up for what's RIGHT.

Or, you might apologize PRIVATELY for over-reacting.

I promise not to re-post your name(s) anywhere on social media.

Apr 21, 2024 - 5:19:01 AM

41111 posts since 3/5/2008

quote:
Originally posted by mike gregory

Speaking of offending people:
On or about April 7th, I posted a joke, a rather complicated "Conspiracy Theory" about how a certain historical figure started WW2 SPECIFICALLY so he could claim to own the last "Pre-War" Gibson.

Someone objected, the mods hid it, and were nice enough to let me know I had (inadvertently) offended someone.

So I posted a request, asking whoever was offended, to send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE to educate and inform me about why I should not make jokes about dictators.

That was April 9th.

I got only ONE answer, and the respondent did not tell me that THEY were offended, but speculated why someone ELSE might have been offended.

So, come on, anybody who was offended.
Send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE, so I will be educated and informed, and have a RATIONAL REASON not to make jokes about dictators.

If it is right to suppress jokes about dictators, stand up for what's RIGHT.

Or, you might apologize PRIVATELY for over-reacting.

I promise not to re-post your name(s) anywhere on social media.


I musta missed that post Mike...

You...Evil dooer..You...

You can pm me the joke..

N ..see if i get..upended.. ;0)

Apr 21, 2024 - 5:51:08 AM

41111 posts since 3/5/2008

Mike that joke seems pretty ...
Innoccous..to me....
N..fwiw..
Ms.Liz...rolled her eyes..that..that...
Would upend annahbody....

Apr 21, 2024 - 5:55:54 AM

41111 posts since 3/5/2008

quote:
Originally posted by mike gregory

Speaking of offending people:
On or about April 7th, I posted a joke, a rather complicated "Conspiracy Theory" about how a certain historical figure started WW2 SPECIFICALLY so he could claim to own the last "Pre-War" Gibson.

Someone objected, the mods hid it, and were nice enough to let me know I had (inadvertently) offended someone.

So I posted a request, asking whoever was offended, to send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE to educate and inform me about why I should not make jokes about dictators.

That was April 9th.

I got only ONE answer, and the respondent did not tell me that THEY were offended, but speculated why someone ELSE might have been offended.

So, come on, anybody who was offended.
Send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE, so I will be educated and informed, and have a RATIONAL REASON not to make jokes about dictators.

If it is right to suppress jokes about dictators, stand up for what's RIGHT.

Or, you might apologize PRIVATELY for over-reacting.

I promise not to re-post your name(s) anywhere on social media.


Oh...

I think i have seen the error of yer ways Mike...

Why...

You posted a Cospiracy Theory.... :0/

Apr 21, 2024 - 7:04:19 AM

Owen

Canada

15030 posts since 6/5/2011

Mike: "Someone objected, the mods hid it ...  ."

Cause >> effect or coincidence?   Was it hidden (?) because there was something "wrong" with it, or because somebody complained?    .... or??   devil

Edited by - Owen on 04/21/2024 07:04:48

Apr 21, 2024 - 7:54:48 AM

62066 posts since 12/14/2005

I was told(by an overworked, unpaid Mod who has MY respect for a job well done) that one or more people complained.

I'll send a copy to whomever PRIVATELY asks to see it.

And if it doesn't offend you, please do not post ON HERE that it doesn't.
Reply privately.

If it DOES offend you, at least let me know WHY, either PM or right here, where everybody can ALSO be taught why it is Very Bad Manners to post jokes about dictators.

Apr 21, 2024 - 8:37:08 AM

41111 posts since 3/5/2008

Sorry for agreeing with ya Mike..

Apr 21, 2024 - 9:32:47 AM

62066 posts since 12/14/2005

Not criticizing you , Figmo.
Since there are THOUSANDS of people who agree that dictators are fair game for jokes and ridicule, I didn't want them cluttering this Forum with agreeing posts.

I want to hear from the VERY few who Sincerely Believe that dictators should NOT be joked about or ridiculed, and from the rest, who felt offended for any OTHER reasons.

Somebody told ME that somebody told THEM that I did a Naughty Thing.
And, until and unless somebody gives me a REASON to believe it was a Naughty Thing, I have literally no reason to change my behavior.

OutHangers are FAMOUS for offering helpful advice on SO MANY OTHER problems... why not on THIS?

Apr 21, 2024 - 10:13:19 AM

354 posts since 2/22/2019

DELETED:  response was in violation of forum rules, but it was funny as heck!

Edited by - HighLonesomeF5 on 04/21/2024 10:18:12

Apr 21, 2024 - 11:17:17 AM

62066 posts since 12/14/2005

Anybody SEE it, and care enough about my personal improvement as a human being, to SEND me a copy?

Quick, before it happens AGAIN!

.....   Pol Pot and Mussolini walk into a bar........

Edited by - mike gregory on 04/21/2024 11:22:27

Apr 21, 2024 - 1:40:04 PM

1676 posts since 11/10/2022

Is it too late to be offended? Now thats offensive. I want to be offended by jokes, makes em more laughable. imo

Apr 22, 2024 - 4:39:40 AM

62066 posts since 12/14/2005

Actual copy of Hitler joke sent to you by e-mail, 6:15 Monday morning.
Anybody else want to risk gazing upon it, just let me know.

Apr 22, 2024 - 4:42:31 AM

41111 posts since 3/5/2008

Yeah...
N..post what you think on it..
So it's not like a privet club.. ;0)

Apr 22, 2024 - 6:03:44 AM

Buddur

USA

3913 posts since 10/23/2004

As opposed to...

...defensive posts?

Apr 22, 2024 - 8:56:36 AM
likes this

62066 posts since 12/14/2005

For those who are curious, here's a link to ot, exactly as it appeared:

https://www.hangoutstorage.com/banjohangout.org/storage/photos/medium/88/8805-1165614642024.jpg

And if you MIGHT be offended, Ray Stevens shouted out his advice YEARS AGO!

But if you look, and ARE offended, PLEASE tell me why YOU are offended.

I've already had enough GUESSES as to why SOMEBODY ELSE might be offended.

I don't want guesses from mind readers about what others MIGHT think or feel.

I want those who CARE about suppressing jokes about dictators to educate me.

Like I said: I won't reveal your names, if you PM me.

Apr 22, 2024 - 9:25:49 AM

12730 posts since 8/22/2006

Personally if that was supposed to be a joke it’s poorly written and not funny.

Apr 22, 2024 - 10:09:31 AM

41111 posts since 3/5/2008

I get the humor... :0)

Page: 1  2   Last Page (2) 

Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Privacy Consent
Copyright 2024 Banjo Hangout. All Rights Reserved.





Hangout Network Help

View All Topics  |  View Categories

0.34375