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Dec 11, 2023 - 9:27:01 AM
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4305 posts since 10/18/2007

I just searched through my stash of work gloves. Found NINE left hand gloves and ZERO right handed ones. How does this happen?

Dec 11, 2023 - 9:50:51 AM

Owen

Canada

14553 posts since 6/5/2011

I've heard of people whose two feet are mis-matched size-wise that somehow connect with another person whose feet are the opposite; they arrange an "exchange" [on an ongoing basis] and Bob's their uncle(s). 

I realize you didn't ask for a work-around, but with the interweb it should be fairly easy for you to find the guy with a whack of spare righties, no?   Yer welcome.  cheeky

Edited by - Owen on 12/11/2023 09:51:45

Dec 11, 2023 - 10:02:08 AM
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Eric A

USA

1827 posts since 10/15/2019
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They really should make gloves that work on either hand. People would get twice the life out of a pair. But...that would cut glove sales in half, so....

Dec 11, 2023 - 10:37:46 AM
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rinemb

USA

16061 posts since 5/24/2005

For me, it is because I keep taking my right hand glove to finesse something, and leave it lay.

Dec 11, 2023 - 10:52:58 AM
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15924 posts since 12/2/2005

Right-handed work gloves and tupperware lids have an obscure but well-documented history of running off to conduct illicit romantic affairs. Trust me, you do NOT want to know the details.

Dec 11, 2023 - 11:10:54 AM

Buddur

USA

3782 posts since 10/23/2004

You have.....

...two left hands?

Dec 11, 2023 - 1:14:49 PM

BobbyE

USA

3440 posts since 11/29/2007

Turn one of the left-handed gloves over.

Bobby

Dec 11, 2023 - 1:20:41 PM

40445 posts since 3/5/2008

quote:
Originally posted by Cornflake

I just searched through my stash of work gloves. Found NINE left hand gloves and ZERO right handed ones. How does this happen?


Yup...

 

They must go to the Land of the right gloves... :0/

 

Kinda like the Land of the left socks.

Dec 11, 2023 - 3:09:37 PM
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61668 posts since 12/14/2005

And there was poor Mike Jackson, missing his LEFT.

 

IF you lose your Righties  because you took 'em off to do some finessing, and forgot to put 'em back on, you might want to run a nice long bootlace through your coatsleeves.

Anyway, hope you SOMEHOW get replussed. and downset.

Dec 12, 2023 - 9:58:28 PM

Paul R

Canada

16834 posts since 1/28/2010

Have you considred a thumb reversal operation on your right hand?

Dec 13, 2023 - 5:56:48 AM
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715 posts since 11/9/2021

Disregard the snarky answers above!

There is a BLACK HOLE somewhere in your house! You need to find it and make sure to avoid it in the future. You will never get your lost gloves back but at least you won't lose more. Ours is in the clothes drier and we prevent more loss by throwing Dark Matter (dirty laundry) into it.

Dec 13, 2023 - 8:49:25 AM

Owen

Canada

14553 posts since 6/5/2011

What factors determine whether a black hole takes up residence in a person's house?

I figure there's gotta be a  v--e--r--y   w--i--d--e  distribution  ^^.   I mentioned this thread to my wife [comin' up 50 years / 4 kids, '77-2000] and asked if we'd "lost" a hat/glove/mitt/etc. per decade.  She replied, "Oh... less than that."

Back in high school, a classmate appeared one winter day with mismatched shoes.  His mom had bought two pairs through Eaton's [or Sears] mail-order ... the only diff was one black pair and one brown pair ... one for school and t'other your "good shoes."  They weren't connected to MB Hydro; apparently he got dressed in the dark, and then made the 1/2 mile trek out to catch the school bus.  After a very brief bit of teasing ...... heck, looking back, that might well have been the most exciting thing that happened that day ......... I mean aside from sitting behind Trish and across from Monica.  wink

Edited by - Owen on 12/13/2023 08:52:39

Dec 13, 2023 - 3:03:08 PM

bubbalouie

Canada

17029 posts since 9/27/2007

I saw 2 drunk Buddies get their cowboy boots mixed up. At the start of the night a roommate noticed that the other guy had the same boots. One guy pulled up his pant leg up & other guys were shorter.We were sitting around having coffee the next morning & the other guy showed up to retrieve his other boot!

We were all laughing about him getting it mixed up! Including the other guy. It turned out they both came out to the pubs that night with miss matched boots!

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