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Some folks are SERIOUSLY pondering if spoons have consciousness

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Mar 29, 2023 - 11:26:03 AM
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Rocks, trees, soup spoons, blocks of urinal cakes.... EVERYTHING.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-idea-that-everything-from-spoons-to-stones-is-conscious-is-gaining-academic-credibility?utm_source=pocket-newtab

But unless we can effectively communicate between them and us, what difference does it really make?

As one of my many brothers said about this:

 

"Panpsychism-- truly a topic invented for those late-night student sessions in the Rathskeller...
 
Until  we can measure the presence of consciousness further down than electrical discharges among cells, the concept is not going to gain much traction, in my opinion [motions to the serving wench to bring another pint of bitters]."
Mar 29, 2023 - 11:30 AM
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DC5

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24710 posts since 6/30/2015

Wow, my spoons aid in feeding me and not only do I not pay them, but I bought them on the open market. Does that make me a slave holder?

Mar 29, 2023 - 11:39:57 AM

banjo bill-e

Tuvalu

13225 posts since 2/22/2007

OK, so it has a name! "Panpsychism", glad to know it. I sort of think along those lines, not exactly their take on it, but when I read ---"Consciousness is a fundamental feature of physical matter; every single particle in existence has an “unimaginably simple” form of consciousness", well, I suppose that this is one of my "Chosen Beliefs." I would have used the term "awareness" rather than "consciousness" but it's a non-mystical belief where a type of awareness is simply a characteristic of matter, as intrinsic and natural as gravity. Although gravity is pretty spooky itself!

Mar 29, 2023 - 2:06:33 PM

4577 posts since 4/29/2012

When we actually figure out the physical basis of consciousness I'd be surprised if it's based on physics that isn't also behind the behaviour, reactions and physical properties of things we don't consider to be conscious. Maybe even spoons. Of course we'd need an unambiguous definition of consciousness first. Anybody got one ?

Mar 29, 2023 - 2:09:55 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by mike gregory

 [motions to the serving wench to bring another pint of bitters]."


A pint of bitters ? Angostura ? Eeewww. A pint of bitter please.

Mar 29, 2023 - 2:11:23 PM

Owen

Canada

13026 posts since 6/5/2011

It pinned my "Serious-O-meter 2000"   so for now I'll just go with the explanation (?) which introduces the second paragraph:  "This sounds like easily-dismissible bunkum .... ."

Edited by - Owen on 03/29/2023 14:14:15

Mar 29, 2023 - 2:13:32 PM

Fish Head

Ireland

112 posts since 12/15/2017

Sounds like animism to me.

Mar 29, 2023 - 4:19:14 PM
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DC5

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quote:
Originally posted by AndrewD

When we actually figure out the physical basis of consciousness I'd be surprised if it's based on physics that isn't also behind the behaviour, reactions and physical properties of things we don't consider to be conscious. Maybe even spoons. Of course we'd need an unambiguous definition of consciousness first. Anybody got one ?


Sounds too much lie having tea and no tea.  Are we sure this wasn't written by the late Douglas Adams?

Mar 29, 2023 - 4:27:24 PM
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Brian T

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19632 posts since 6/5/2008

This suggests that I was wrong = a sack of hammers is genius after all.

Mar 29, 2023 - 4:59 PM

60471 posts since 12/14/2005

quote:
Originally posted by Fish Head

Sounds like animism to me.


Does animism include stuff that isn't animals, and isn't  animated?

Rocks & clocks & urinal blocks?

Oh, wait!

Now that I think of it, with MY consciousness, I do remember seeing at least ONE animated clock.

Mar 29, 2023 - 5:06:41 PM
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DC5

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In my drinking days I saw more than one animated urinal block.

Mar 29, 2023 - 11:25:14 PM

Paul R

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16503 posts since 1/28/2010

quote:
Originally posted by DC5

In my drinking days I saw more than one animated urinal block.


And you worshipped at the porcelain throne?

Mar 29, 2023 - 11:27:48 PM
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My kitchen cutlery drawer this morning didn’t look to have much going on.

But what do I know? Maybe the spoons heard me coming and just played dead when the drawer was open?

Our cat wasn’t saying anything.


Hey diddle diddle…

Mar 30, 2023 - 1:36:37 AM

60471 posts since 12/14/2005

IF urinal blocks are conscious, how will we avoid seeming to show disrespect?
Can't just wizzzz off the back porch, since grass is also alleged to be conscious.

Mar 30, 2023 - 3:13:44 AM

4577 posts since 4/29/2012

quote:
Originally posted by mike gregory
quote:
Originally posted by Fish Head

Sounds like animism to me.


Does animism include stuff that isn't animals, and isn't  animated?

Rocks & clocks & urinal blocks?

 


Yes. Animism comes from the Latin anima (spirit or soul)'. Weren't you lisrening in those Latin lessons ?

Mar 30, 2023 - 3:24:09 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by DC5

Wow, my spoons aid in feeding me and not only do I not pay them, but I bought them on the open market. Does that make me a slave holder?


Don't forget that after you use them, you waterboard them. That makes you a torturous slave owner. wink

Mar 30, 2023 - 5:10:38 AM
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DC5

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quote:
Originally posted by AndrewD
quote:
Originally posted by mike gregory
quote:
Originally posted by Fish Head

Sounds like animism to me.


Does animism include stuff that isn't animals, and isn't  animated?

Rocks & clocks & urinal blocks?

 


Yes. Animism comes from the Latin anima (spirit or soul)'. Weren't you lisrening in those Latin lessons ?


I was barely listening in the English lessons.

Mar 30, 2023 - 5:48:34 AM

38823 posts since 3/5/2008

Why

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Am i not suprised..

About the op...

Mar 30, 2023 - 6:55:58 AM

60471 posts since 12/14/2005

quote:
Originally posted by AndrewD
quote:
Originally posted by mike gregory
quote:
Originally posted by Fish Head

Sounds like animism to me.


Does animism include stuff that isn't animals, and isn't  animated?

Rocks & clocks & urinal blocks?

 


Yes. Animism comes from the Latin anima (spirit or soul)'. Weren't you listening in those Latin lessons ?


SEVEN SEMESTERS of Latin, and all I remember is

"UTINAM OMNE PENDATUR!"

(Let it all hang out!)

Which is apparently the advice Michelangelo took, when carving the statue of David.

Mar 30, 2023 - 3:29:58 PM

Owen

Canada

13026 posts since 6/5/2011

IF some being or thing has the attribute of "consciousness" is it a 100%, 24/7, 365 deal or can it come and go?

'Way back, when someone shooting hoops or playing pick-up basketball would make/fluke a shot/play he didn't typically make, he'd sometimes get accused of being "unconscious." 

Could this apply equally to spoons? [Inquiring minds want to know.]

Mar 30, 2023 - 9:18:01 PM

Paul R

Canada

16503 posts since 1/28/2010

quote:
Originally posted by adstrom

My kitchen cutlery drawer this morning didn’t look to have much going on.

But what do I know? Maybe the spoons heard me coming and just played dead when the drawer was open?

Our cat wasn’t saying anything.


Hey diddle diddle…


Seems as though the spoons wee spooning.

Mar 30, 2023 - 9:19:57 PM

Paul R

Canada

16503 posts since 1/28/2010

quote:
Originally posted by mike gregory

IF urinal blocks are conscious, how will we avoid seeming to show disrespect? ...


Nope, you weren't showing disrespect. You were helping them to fulfill their purpose in life.

Mar 30, 2023 - 9:25:28 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by adstrom

My kitchen cutlery drawer this morning didn’t look to have much going on.

But what do I know? Maybe the spoons heard me coming and just played dead when the drawer was open?

Our cat wasn’t saying anything.


Hey diddle diddle…


Mike Mike!  Mike Mike Mike.  Hey diddle diddle Mike!

Mar 31, 2023 - 5:30:46 AM

124 posts since 9/27/2022

quote:
Originally posted by Paul R
quote:
Originally posted by adstrom

My kitchen cutlery drawer this morning didn’t look to have much going on.

But what do I know? Maybe the spoons heard me coming and just played dead when the drawer was open?

Our cat wasn’t saying anything.


Hey diddle diddle…


Seems as though the spoons wee spooning.


Now I'm never going to be able to look at the fork compartment in the same way again.

Mar 31, 2023 - 9:29:38 AM

12225 posts since 8/22/2006

This topic reminds me of that Disney Animated move Beauty and The Beast. I see where the premise of this movie originates. Leave it to Disney to set good examples.

What was the fork’s response when the spoon suggest they spoon?

Edited by - 5B-Ranch on 03/31/2023 09:35:21

Mar 31, 2023 - 8:25:01 PM

Paul R

Canada

16503 posts since 1/28/2010

quote:
Originally posted by 5B-Ranch

This topic reminds me of that Disney Animated move Beauty and The Beast. I see where the premise of this movie originates. Leave it to Disney to set good examples.

What was the fork’s response when the spoon suggest they spoon?


I dunno. Fork off?

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