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Aug 17, 2022 - 2:49:27 PM
59451 posts since 12/14/2005

It's a magnetic coil gun:

 

Aug 17, 2022 - 4:11:19 PM
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chuckv97

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66151 posts since 10/5/2013
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Aug 17, 2022 - 4:16:31 PM
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grandpafive

Canada

2733 posts since 8/30/2014

I'm with you Chas. I thought the post was about butt gasses................

Aug 17, 2022 - 4:36:13 PM

76657 posts since 5/9/2007

That is amazing.
A mini particle accelerator.

Aug 17, 2022 - 6:22:10 PM
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59451 posts since 12/14/2005

quote:
Originally posted by grandpafive

I'm with you Chas. I thought the post was about butt gasses................


Since FART JOKES are ALWAYS funny, I figured that title would attract the most views.

I wonder: Would launching a flat screwdriver bit with the head LAST, cause the flat part to act as a vane, prevent tumbling, and improve accuracy?

Much the the feathers on an arrow.

As to the movie still from Gone With The Wind, here's my non-fart joke for that:

"Bad news, Miss Scarlett! This report from the Clinic says that the ship captain you were dating seems to have given you a dose of the Yankee Clapper."

Aug 17, 2022 - 6:43:08 PM

Owen

Canada

11554 posts since 6/5/2011

Mike: "Would launching a flat screwdriver bit with the head LAST, cause the flat part to act as a vane, prevent tumbling, and improve accuracy?"

My hunch is "no"  .... but I'm open to being convinced that my hunch is wrong. 

Aug 17, 2022 - 8:17:42 PM
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Brian T

Canada

19411 posts since 6/5/2008

Any time you're feeling down, Google "fart sounds," plug in your headphones and turn up the volume.

Aug 18, 2022 - 4:45:54 AM

STUD

USA

36252 posts since 3/5/2008

Funny comment BrianT... :0)

Aug 18, 2022 - 5:12:25 AM

STUD

USA

36252 posts since 3/5/2008

where's the Earth shattering.?KAB00M....!


Old technology...
If you do not think that Special Forces....
Do not have such tactical weapons...

Better put the coffee on....


Stealth assassin weapon...?


Look up the heart attack gun....

Aug 18, 2022 - 5:28:16 AM

heavy5

USA

2414 posts since 11/3/2016

Stealth for the wacko's

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Aug 18, 2022 - 5:48:05 AM

8116 posts since 9/5/2006

silent but deadly gass are just cheating your ears !!!!

Aug 18, 2022 - 6:05:43 AM
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rinemb

USA

14849 posts since 5/24/2005

I am not even sure I will call that "cool!" More weird. 200fps. Break cardboard in a single bullet. I bet a good bb/pellet gun better and cheaper? Brad

Aug 18, 2022 - 7:11:15 AM
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MoPac

USA

12640 posts since 6/14/2007

My prosthetic leg is held on by suction. I can break the suction and it sounds like a big juicy fart. It's good for clearing out crowded elevators or grocery story line.

Aug 18, 2022 - 7:40:36 AM

Paul R

Canada

16102 posts since 1/28/2010

SBDs doing their job.


Aug 18, 2022 - 9:46:36 AM
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11423 posts since 8/22/2006

Everybody grab your noise makers no I don’t mean your “dare rear air” and in the spirit of the Jackson 5

SBD is better than an
STD yeah baby
Just between You And Me
I rather have it be a
SBD

Aug 18, 2022 - 1:25:36 PM
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59451 posts since 12/14/2005

Or... the Beach Boys:

"My little STD,
You're really looking fine!
Got a helluva rash there,
Growing on my groin!
Sure do feel like scratching it,
All of the constant tie-eye-ime!
Come on! Wash it off, ointment on, cure it quick, STD!"

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