I coded my own tablature program when I was giving banjo lessons to Bela. He has a cheap banjo and so I loaned my banjo to him for his live shows in 1532. Back then, the computers could project holograms of good banjos.
Anyone want what I’m on? Lots of catnip and some heated up syrup like fiddle rosin.
I don’t suppose there’s a doctor in the area?
You're beyond Doctor I’m afraid. Have you considered an exorcism.
Edited by - 5B-Ranch on 05/27/2022 22:59:03
Put the Lime in the cocahnut n call me in the morning...
Bela checking in ... just to set the record straight, I'm telling you that stuff in the OP about me borrowing wanttopick's banjo is a lie. 
Edited by - Owen on 05/28/2022 07:09:11
Television..
Is tell a lie.. fer the most part..
We know it's true because we read it on the Internet, which was invented by William Shakespeare in 1947.
That winter coat of mine? I stripped it from the frozen corpse of a Chinese soldier beside the Amur River.
I’m the one that ate the apple core
