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Oct 25, 2020 - 4:17:47 PM
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31970 posts since 3/5/2008

Yes, we had a date! We went to get...llama poop! (Fertilizer for my garden.) Fun times!
Liz

Oct 25, 2020 - 4:44:47 PM
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10379 posts since 2/22/2007

I'll bet that you two can have fun doing most anything. Fun comes from the people, not the activity.

Oct 25, 2020 - 5:20:56 PM
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figmo59

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31970 posts since 3/5/2008

Coco Puffs.... ;0)

Oct 25, 2020 - 5:23:51 PM

2306 posts since 4/22/2018

I can just imagine the conversation if you got pulled over by the police ‘’good morning ma’am- could I ask you where you were going?’’

Oct 25, 2020 - 5:45:38 PM

Owen

Canada

6932 posts since 6/5/2011

I'm reminded of an incident my mom told us about one of her friends.  I never asked for details, but given their ages, I figure her friend was married early on in the depression years.  The standard Christmas gift the husband gave to his wife [i.e. mom's friend] was a small packet of fancy(ish) handkerchiefs.   After a few years Mom's friend mentioned that it would be nice to get something different.  For a couple of years afterward there was no gift.  Mom's friend told her that she never again ever said/intimated anything negative about any gift she received.

Edit: I'm not suggesting there might be similarities, just that that's what it reminded me of.

Edited by - Owen on 10/25/2020 17:51:45

Oct 25, 2020 - 9:28:19 PM

Paul R

Canada

13345 posts since 1/28/2010

Tom Paxton told the audience that he once wrote a song for his wife's birthday - instead of a present. He added that from then on, it was, "Happy birthday, darling, here's your song."


Oct 25, 2020 - 10:46:13 PM
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9730 posts since 8/22/2006

Why did I interpret the topic as AI as in artificial intelligence? I thought it was fig making a topic on all the places he visited on his computer. I assumed we were going to get pictures. Don’t need no pictures of Llama poop.

Edited by - 5B-Ranch on 10/25/2020 22:48:19

Oct 25, 2020 - 11:44:42 PM

56047 posts since 12/14/2005

LIZ ( wife of AL) signed the original post.
The topic title is not a i takes me to the best places.
It is AL (Albert White)

Oct 26, 2020 - 12:08:55 AM
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Brian T

Canada

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The weather is cooling off. You won't get a good "whiff" of the llama poo until the first hot day of next summer. There was a pack-train llama wilderness trekking business in my district which offered "all-you-can-rake" llama poo for gardens. Not again. Nope.

Oct 26, 2020 - 5:17:20 AM
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figmo59

USA

31970 posts since 3/5/2008

Brian: this poo is so thoroughly decomposed it has no odor whatsoever. Also lots of earthworms.
Liz

Oct 26, 2020 - 6:09:16 AM

2306 posts since 4/22/2018

quote:
Originally posted by figmo59

Brian: this poo is so thoroughly decomposed it has no odor whatsoever. Also lots of earthworms.
Liz


Liz

is there some special quality to llama doo doo that makes it stand out (horticulturally speaking) from the likes of horse muck?  

Oct 26, 2020 - 10:32:39 AM

Owen

Canada

6932 posts since 6/5/2011

Llamas didn't make this list, https://www.allotment-garden.org/composts-fertilisers/npk-nutritional-values-animal-manures-compost/.... and somehow I'm not surprised.  Looks like rabbits is where it's at!!    My mom said that rotted horse manure was the best for rhubarb, but ^^ table tells me the diff wouldn't amount to a hill of beans.  [....And how's that for an apropos phrase?? wink ]

Oct 26, 2020 - 11:25:29 AM
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14942 posts since 12/2/2005

quote:
Originally posted by Owen

Llamas didn't make this list, https://www.allotment-garden.org/composts-fertilisers/npk-nutritional-values-animal-manures-compost/.... and somehow I'm not surprised.  Looks like rabbits is where it's at!!   


Until you consider output volume...

Oct 26, 2020 - 12:58:48 PM

10935 posts since 1/15/2005

quote:
Originally posted by figmo59

Yes, we had a date! We went to get...llama poop! (Fertilizer for my garden.) Fun times!
Liz


Good ole Al ...... forever the romantic!

Oct 27, 2020 - 5:58:06 AM
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wizofos

USA

5700 posts since 8/19/2012

I like rotted cow poop but then I am from the dairy state and I know BS when I smell it. Award for the stinkiest is chicken excrement.

Oct 27, 2020 - 3:07:57 PM

Paul R

Canada

13345 posts since 1/28/2010

quote:
Originally posted by Owen

Llamas didn't make this list, https://www.allotment-garden.org/composts-fertilisers/npk-nutritional-values-animal-manures-compost/.... and somehow I'm not surprised.  Looks like rabbits is where it's at!!    My mom said that rotted horse manure was the best for rhubarb, but ^^ table tells me the diff wouldn't amount to a hill of beans.  [....And how's that for an apropos phrase?? wink ]


When we got out first pet bunny, someone said, "Now you'll have raisins all over."

Oct 27, 2020 - 3:26:30 PM

QldPicker

Australia

104 posts since 4/17/2020

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Originally posted by BanjoLink

Good ole Al ...... forever the romantic!

Exactly what I was thinking!

Thanks.

I now have the perfect outing for an upcoming anniversary. Could be the last, however it may be worth a try. I'll wear a bike helmet when making the proposition.

Oct 29, 2020 - 5:50:27 AM
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figmo59

USA

31970 posts since 3/5/2008

A day of digging poo...

N... a night of pitchin..Woo...! ;0)


Liz loves her gardenin...
N..I love ..fresh sheesh-ka-boobs... ;0)

Oct 29, 2020 - 3:14:39 PM

56047 posts since 12/14/2005

quote:
Originally posted by wizofos

I like rotted cow poop but then I am from the dairy state and I know BS when I smell it. Award for the stinkiest is chicken excrement.


More so than TURKEY?

Been a while since I've been near a farm dedicated to EITHER, so I'll ask all y'all OutHangers to vote on it.

Oct 29, 2020 - 4:22:19 PM
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Owen

Canada

6932 posts since 6/5/2011

....somewhere along the line I was told that the stink was in relation to the proportion of grain in the critters' diets.  I never did anything to prove/disprove that line of thinking.  I think I'll chicken out and submit a "spoiled ballot." 

Edited by - Owen on 10/29/2020 16:25:09

Oct 29, 2020 - 6:15:09 PM

bubbalouie

Canada

14394 posts since 9/27/2007

I used to gather horse manure & kelp from both sides of the road on my way home from work.

There was a sign FREE HORSE MANURE!. I pulled in with my Chevy pickup with a big tote in the back & he went for the loader. When I told him I had a big tote he gave me a shovel & went back in the house! 

There's was a beach across the road from there where bull kelp washes up after storms. Chop it up & add it to your composter.

Rabbit manure is good because they eat alfalfa pellets that are full of nitrogen. I think they double process their food because it's considered a cool fertilizer you can put directly on plants without burning like fresh chicken poop.

Oct 29, 2020 - 6:18:22 PM

bubbalouie

Canada

14394 posts since 9/27/2007

quote:
Originally posted by Owen

....somewhere along the line I was told that the stink was in relation to the proportion of grain in the critters' diets.  I never did anything to prove/disprove that line of thinking.  I think I'll chicken out and submit a "spoiled ballot." 


Then there's this! https://theculturetrip.com/north-america/usa/texas/austin/articles/chicken-sht-bingo-is-really-a-thing-and-heres-why/

Oct 29, 2020 - 6:48:21 PM
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Owen

Canada

6932 posts since 6/5/2011

That's one way to spoil a ballot that I hadn't considered.  Is there any significance in the fact that the site is "culture trip"?   

To get back to Mike's request, we never had turkeys on our [smallish, mixed] farm, but of the critters we did have, I'd say ranked from not-real-rank to quite rank it was: horses, cows, pigs, chickens. [I dunno about the pets... the farm dog(s), cats, and at different times a goat, and a sheep.]

Edited by - Owen on 10/29/2020 18:58:53

Oct 29, 2020 - 7:29:05 PM

bubbalouie

Canada

14394 posts since 9/27/2007

I've seen it played at fairs or rodeos here before!  In Alberta, the Texas of Canada!

did i get the comma in the right spot? 

Edited by - bubbalouie on 10/29/2020 19:30:22

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