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I want to get messages from banjo players who are also Flat Earthers

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Oct 20, 2020 - 7:27:27 AM
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55994 posts since 12/14/2005

So, drop me a line, and tell me why you disagree with this old gal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8DQSM-b2cc.

Oct 20, 2020 - 7:28:48 AM
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512 posts since 10/9/2017

It's turtles all the way down

Oct 20, 2020 - 7:36:14 AM
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382 posts since 3/26/2009

Banjo head theory?  The earth is both round and flat?

Oct 20, 2020 - 7:48:57 AM

Owen

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...flat earth???      Like a few BHO posters have put it, albeit regarding other things: "Why" don't matter...it just "is."    enlightened

Oct 20, 2020 - 7:54:29 AM
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216 posts since 1/26/2020

Why does it matter if you think the earth is flat or a sphere? Either way, the banjo sounds the same. It doesn't discriminate.

Edited by - tbchappe on 10/20/2020 07:54:49

Oct 20, 2020 - 8:03:49 AM
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5710 posts since 9/21/2007

Everyone knows that the earth is actually hollow. We are on the inside. There are North and South Holes.

Oct 20, 2020 - 8:04:54 AM

Owen

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Joel... a hollow disc or a hollow sphere?   Inquiring minds want to know!!!     

Edit: ...or maybe a [hollow?] cube?

Edited by - Owen on 10/20/2020 08:06:28

Oct 20, 2020 - 8:41:08 AM
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figmo59

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31940 posts since 3/5/2008

I been makin the Earth flat fer years...Blastin..

Couple more ..Pops... n we'll be there... ;0)

Oct 20, 2020 - 8:43:45 AM

5710 posts since 9/21/2007

quote:
Originally posted by Owen

Joel... a hollow disc or a hollow sphere?   Inquiring minds want to know!!!     

Edit: ...or maybe a [hollow?] cube?


Hollow sphere, obviously.

I mean, how else can you explain gravity?  If we were on the outside the rotation would fling us out into space.

Oct 20, 2020 - 8:54:31 AM
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287 posts since 10/4/2018

When I was in the Navy, we came to the edge of the earth and it was the first and only time I heard the captain said "Full speed astern". It's a flat disk. I still wonder where the water goes to.

Oct 20, 2020 - 9:02:51 AM
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Owen

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Joel, I leave the explaining up to others. cheeky    Due to the earth's curvature, wouldn't centrifugal force (?), over time,  tend to move anything that's moveable... f'r instance people... into a narrow band at  [inside?]  the equator?   MY non-explanation for that comes from working in communities within the Canadian Shield and seeing "stuff"* over a timeframe of days-to-week inexplicably (?) migrate hundreds of yards and end up in a lake.

* = fire extinguishers, baby strollers, microwaves, building supplies, hockey equipment, bicycles, etc. ... and in one instance, yes...a kitchen sink.

Edited by - Owen on 10/20/2020 09:07:24

Oct 20, 2020 - 9:41:57 AM
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587 posts since 8/14/2018

Joel is incorrect. The Earth is hollow, and we are on the outside. The interior is filled with giant alien nazis, like a pinata that's been left out too long.

atlasobscura.com/articles/the-...ittle-sun

Oct 20, 2020 - 9:44:24 AM
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DC5

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14481 posts since 6/30/2015

quote:
Originally posted by Joel Hooks
quote:
Originally posted by Owen

Joel... a hollow disc or a hollow sphere?   Inquiring minds want to know!!!     

Edit: ...or maybe a [hollow?] cube?


Hollow sphere, obviously.

I mean, how else can you explain gravity?  If we were on the outside the rotation would fling us out into space.


That would not be gravity, but centripetal force, and that's the kind of wrong thinking that gets these threads to drift.  The earth is obviously flat because water can't bend, and the sun, moon and stars go around it.  There's no rotation involved because we would feel it.  Sheesh!  Galileo got into a mess of trouble for thinking the way you people do. 

Oct 20, 2020 - 9:55:10 AM

Owen

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Sure, Dave!!   And speaking of drift, is it gravity? ... or centripetal force? ... or centrifugal force?  ... or ???  that's responsible for continental drift?   ..or maybe we're all just imagining that, too!?!!?    cheeky

Oct 20, 2020 - 10:07:18 AM

287 posts since 10/4/2018

Sorry Mike Gregory, but I find it hard to take seriously, anyone wearing a sleeveless denim garment. And where are her tattoos? She just doesn't add up. And her accent is not normal. She's probably an alien from Mars.

Oct 20, 2020 - 10:17:37 AM
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Waldguy

Canada

299 posts since 4/27/2013

It's important, for the flat earthers to recognize that the moon is also flat and has an amazing way of transforming its shadow from the flat earth.

So banjo players must also factor that in when playing "Blue moon of Kentucky". Flatten the notes just a little.

Oct 20, 2020 - 10:38:15 AM
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janolov

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40791 posts since 3/7/2006

I think the Cubic Earth is a more exciting theory.

Oct 20, 2020 - 10:39:43 AM

ChunoTheDog

Canada

428 posts since 8/9/2019

Clearly the earth and all of the cosmos is dodecahedron in shape

Oct 20, 2020 - 11:01:14 AM
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55994 posts since 12/14/2005

How could the Earth be shaped like a DODO, a DECK, and Tippi HEDREN, all at the same time?
 

 

Oct 20, 2020 - 11:07:20 AM

7005 posts since 2/14/2006

If the universe exploded out of an infinitely small point of energy, and that energy got converted to matter and momentum of that matter (ie the big bang), in order to keep the law of conservation of matter and energy and momentum, the explosion must inherently have gravity pulling everything back together as it was when it exploded. To me, gravity is nothing more than the conservation of momentum and energy.

And by the way, the sun is actually flatter than the earth.

Oct 20, 2020 - 11:08:18 AM

ChunoTheDog

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428 posts since 8/9/2019

quote:
Originally posted by mike gregory

How could the Earth be shaped like a DODO, a DECK, and Tippi HEDREN, all at the same time?

 


Don't ask me, I'm no physician  

Oct 20, 2020 - 11:09:22 AM

ChunoTheDog

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428 posts since 8/9/2019

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Originally posted by Doug Knecht

If the universe exploded out of an infinitely small point of energy, and that energy got converted to matter and momentum of that matter (ie the big bang), in order to keep the law of conservation of matter and energy and momentum, the explosion must inherently have gravity pulling everything back together as it was when it exploded. To me, gravity is nothing more than the conservation of momentum and energy.

And by the way, the sun is actually flatter than the earth.


This makes sense in theory but many signs point to the universe being in a state of constant expansion

Oct 20, 2020 - 11:14:09 AM
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cevant

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If the earth was flat obviously cats would have pushed everything over the edge by now.

Oct 20, 2020 - 11:15:02 AM
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While there may be some debate about whether or not the Earth ITSELF is flat, my experience has proven that many of the INHABITANTS of the Earth are obviously flatulent.

Still waiting for private messages explaining why someone might disagree with the funny looking lady..

Oct 20, 2020 - 12:25:20 PM
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rinemb

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12657 posts since 5/24/2005

quote:
Originally posted by cevant

If the earth was flat obviously cats would have pushed everything over the edge by now.


laugh x 1000....I busted a fart on that one.   Brad

Oct 20, 2020 - 12:51:04 PM

nakigreengrass

New Zealand

5291 posts since 5/16/2012

I think that the flat earthers are just slightly less crazy than the serious little lady that devoted such a lot of time and effort to put out this clip.

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