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Chuck Norris has contracted coronavirus!

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May 24, 2020 - 3:48:18 PM
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Chris Meakin

Australia

2940 posts since 5/15/2011

The virus is now in 14 days isolation trying to recover.

Edited by - Chris Meakin on 05/24/2020 15:48:35

May 24, 2020 - 4:41 PM
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5836 posts since 8/3/2012

The dinosaurs made Chuck Norris angry
...once.


Chuck Norris has been dead for months.
but the Grim Reaper is afraid to tell him.


Superman and Chuck Norris had a fight on a bet.
The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.

May 24, 2020 - 6:45:59 PM

54845 posts since 12/14/2005

Funny stuff, indeed.
But, seriously:
When was the last time our Mr. Norris was in a fight which had not been rehearsed and choreographed, and scripted for him to emerge victorious?

May 24, 2020 - 7:05:36 PM
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Chris Meakin

Australia

2940 posts since 5/15/2011

quote:
Originally posted by mike gregory

Funny stuff, indeed.
But, seriously:
When was the last time our Mr. Norris was in a fight which had not been rehearsed and choreographed, and scripted for him to emerge victorious?


He still trains for real http://fightland.vice.com/blog/chuck-norris-earns-3rd-degree-black-belt-in-bjj

https://www.bjjee.com/videos/bjj-black-belt-chuck-norris-tells-his-jiu-jitsu-story-how-he-started-training/

but yes, it's probably the 60s when he last fought for real on camera.

Edited by - Chris Meakin on 05/24/2020 19:06:24

May 24, 2020 - 7:14:54 PM
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Bill Rogers (Moderator)

USA

23602 posts since 6/25/2005

A couple of days ago he penned (or signed) some thoughtful words about how healthcare workers are going beyond the call to fight the pandemic, and express concern about folks who are avoiding needed care because they fear catching C-19. I hope he recovers, but he’s in the high-risk group because of age (80), so there’s a real risk.

May 24, 2020 - 7:40:49 PM
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1474 posts since 4/29/2013

Apparently there's a hoax that he died from corona (I guess derived from the joke above), which was found false on snopes: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-covid-19-kill-chuck-norris/

I only bothered to look as apparently someone saw the false article and talked to my grandmother and she told me. I figured it was fake as it would have been all over the news if he actually had passed (in which he hasn't). 
 

Edited by - Noah Cline on 05/24/2020 19:41:15

May 24, 2020 - 9:10:04 PM

chuckv97

Canada

50114 posts since 10/5/2013

The hoax-believers will be nonplussed

May 24, 2020 - 9:20:19 PM
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PaulRF

Australia

3092 posts since 2/1/2012

May 24, 2020 - 10:19:10 PM

Nancy

USA

28096 posts since 3/11/2004

BREAKING: Coronavirus has died after infecting Chuck ...


genesiustimes.com/breaking-cor...us-has...

The novel coronavirus, which has wrecked havoc across the globe, has been declared dead after infecting Chuck Norris. "We are shocked that the end came so soon," Dr. Anthony Fauci said of the announcement. "But all evidence is showing that the virus is now completely eradicated from the face of t
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Fact Check: Chuck Norris Is NOT Dead From Coronavirus ...


leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2020/05/fact...

2 days ago · "It has also been reported that the Corona virus is in self isolation for 14 days due to being exposed to Chuck Norris." Chuck Norris was posting on his official Facebook page as recently as May 20, 2020 -- 11 days after his "death" from coronavirus was first reported. Here is an awesome video titled "Chuck Norris Kicks Everything."

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