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Abraham Lincoln's Birthday

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Feb 12, 2020 - 8:22:14 PM
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53939 posts since 12/14/2005

Many of us are somewhat familiar with Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, and the Emancipation Proclamation.
But how many are aware that, at his funeral, Union General Ulysses S. Grant said

"A sad loss for the Nation, but future generations will benefit from extremely good discounts on mattresses, furniture, and appliances!"  cheeky

Feb 12, 2020 - 8:48:26 PM



7614 posts since 8/20/2016

His work in Vampire hunting/slaying has made him a hero to generations of people who don't like vampires too much, in addition to his rail-splitting prowess and other things.

Feb 12, 2020 - 8:59:12 PM
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47737 posts since 10/5/2013

Johnny Horton pipes up about the rail-splitter

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/12/2020 21:00:30

Feb 12, 2020 - 9:35:18 PM



23767 posts since 7/22/2007

Not enough if you had to rent a John Wilkes Booth:


Feb 13, 2020 - 6:22:22 AM
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10067 posts since 6/30/2015

So aside from that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

Feb 13, 2020 - 6:35:39 AM



3511 posts since 2/22/2009

“Once I have been to Washington, they would have to shoot me to get me to go back to Springfield “. Abe Lincoln

Feb 13, 2020 - 6:38:22 AM
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53939 posts since 12/14/2005

Mary Todd: "Oh, for Pete's sake, Abraham! Would it kill you to get out of the house for an evening at the theater ? The tickets are FREE!"

Abe: "I need an evening at the theater like I need a hole in the head!

Feb 13, 2020 - 8:34:54 AM
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5058 posts since 9/21/2007

Too soon...

Feb 13, 2020 - 8:40:49 AM



625 posts since 4/12/2004

Honest Abe Lincoln from Illinois. He started out lying. He was from Kentucky.

Feb 13, 2020 - 8:48:42 AM
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1076 posts since 8/7/2017

Well, I was born in Oklahoma, but I have spent more time in Montana...Does calling myself a Montanan make me a lyer?

Feb 13, 2020 - 10:21:50 AM
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53939 posts since 12/14/2005

Buying this kit and following these instructions will make you a LYRE!


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