Many of us are somewhat familiar with Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, and the Emancipation Proclamation.
But how many are aware that, at his funeral, Union General Ulysses S. Grant said
"A sad loss for the Nation, but future generations will benefit from extremely good discounts on mattresses, furniture, and appliances!"
His work in Vampire hunting/slaying has made him a hero to generations of people who don't like vampires too much, in addition to his rail-splitting prowess and other things.
Johnny Horton pipes up about the rail-splitter
Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/12/2020 21:00:30
Not enough if you had to rent a John Wilkes Booth:
So aside from that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
“Once I have been to Washington, they would have to shoot me to get me to go back to Springfield “. Abe Lincoln
Mary Todd: "Oh, for Pete's sake, Abraham! Would it kill you to get out of the house for an evening at the theater ? The tickets are FREE!"
Abe: "I need an evening at the theater like I need a hole in the head!
Honest Abe Lincoln from Illinois. He started out lying. He was from Kentucky.
Well, I was born in Oklahoma, but I have spent more time in Montana...Does calling myself a Montanan make me a lyer?
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