Originally posted by mander
I would lend you my profession seamstress sister, but I don't think she'd appreciate being shipped from coast to coast.
Is that the sister I met at your house, some years back?
Almost as pretty as you?
Which of you owned the tenor banjo??
Wisconsin is only slightly more than HALFWAY BETWEEN the East coast and the West coast, which should cut down on shipping costs.
If she's going to teach me how to set up the machine, mark her "EDUCATIONAL MATERIALS", for an even lower postal rate.
And of course, there's a banjo song about that! Written by no less than Woody Guthrie, sung by no less than Pete Seeger:
For what it's wort, it dang well BETTER be worth about $90. because THAT's what they're charging me to clean it.
I shall strive MIGHTILY do do at least $91 worth of mending, once I get it back.
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