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[FF] About putting the turkey DIRECTLY from frozen, into the Deep Fryer

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Dec 2, 2019 - 3:33:12 PM
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52859 posts since 12/14/2005

Fun to watch, FROM A DISTANCE!


 

Dec 3, 2019 - 6:40:44 AM
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tmercks

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715 posts since 3/7/2006

Mine goes in the smoker (thawed). And the resulting smoked gravy afterward is pure heaven.

Dec 3, 2019 - 8:16:50 AM
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rinemb

USA

11694 posts since 5/24/2005

YIKES!

Dec 3, 2019 - 8:20:17 AM
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967 posts since 4/22/2018

When I first heard about frying turkeys, after googling it I ended up losing and hour to YouTube and drunk men setting fire to the garages and garden buildings

Dec 3, 2019 - 9:03:16 AM
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DC5

USA

7898 posts since 6/30/2015

All these warnings are in the instructions of the deep fryer, but men become illiterate when it comes to reading instructions and warnings. The GPS was created simply because men would not stop and ask directions. The Y chromosome is really a broken X chromosome, and the part that reads warnings and instructions and asks for directions is on that piece that broke off.

Dec 3, 2019 - 12:49:20 PM
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Bill Rogers (Moderator)

USA

22565 posts since 6/25/2005

You can, however, put a frozen turkey in the oven and have it come out fine. Take your drill and drill a hole in the bird where you place a meat thermometer. Push said thermometer into the hole. Put the turkey in the oven and cook until the thermometer indicates it’s done. Remove and let stand. Works fine,

Dec 3, 2019 - 2:17:14 PM

figmo59

USA

29609 posts since 3/5/2008

I think they call that ...
Flash Fried Mike..................... :0)

Dec 3, 2019 - 2:20:49 PM

figmo59

USA

29609 posts since 3/5/2008

quote:
Originally posted by DC5

All these warnings are in the instructions of the deep fryer, but men become illiterate when it comes to reading instructions and warnings. The GPS was created simply because men would not stop and ask directions. The Y chromosome is really a broken X chromosome, and the part that reads warnings and instructions and asks for directions is on that piece that broke off.


Well Dave...

 

At least ya can now sue the manfucture...fer your missuse...

Dec 3, 2019 - 2:42:09 PM
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DC5

USA

7898 posts since 6/30/2015

quote:
Originally posted by Bill Rogers

You can, however, put a frozen turkey in the oven and have it come out fine. Take your drill and drill a hole in the bird where you place a meat thermometer. Push said thermometer into the hole. Put the turkey in the oven and cook until the thermometer indicates it’s done. Remove and let stand. Works fine,


Don't you have to turn the oven on?

Dec 3, 2019 - 3:39:35 PM
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Brian T

Canada

15854 posts since 6/5/2008

Dingaling deserves a Darwin for stupidly overfilling the pot.
Of course it will burn. What an ultramaroon door-knob.
I guess it is possible to pack that much dumbness into one head.

$20.00 junk gasser in a yard sale. Maybe a pound of apple wood.
Smoker duty = smoke for the first hour at 275F over a good cumin rub.
5-6 hrs more and supper is on.

I need slaw, potato salad and spicy beans for sides.

Dec 3, 2019 - 5:24:20 PM
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Bill Rogers (Moderator)

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22565 posts since 6/25/2005

quote:
Originally posted by DC5
quote:
Originally posted by Bill Rogers

You can, however, put a frozen turkey in the oven and have it come out fine. Take your drill and drill a hole in the bird where you place a meat thermometer. Push said thermometer into the hole. Put the turkey in the oven and cook until the thermometer indicates it’s done. Remove and let stand. Works fine,


Don't you have to turn the oven on?

Well, yeah. You also have to unwrap the turkey and set the oven temperature.  


Edited by - Bill Rogers on 12/03/2019 17:26:46

Dec 3, 2019 - 5:59:53 PM

bubbalouie

Canada

12928 posts since 9/27/2007

I have a turkey fryer I bought at Wally world. It has a timer that shuts off the burner every 15 mins. Pain in the butt.

We've only tried one turkey in it. I didn't have a good thermometer then & the bird was really dark brown.

We pulled it out thinking it was done. It was raw inside & finished it the oven. Not for me!

I have used it for a low country boil & it was really good!

Peanut oil might be cheap in the States but not here, it's 50 bucks to fill it & then you have to deal with all that oil. It's good when other people do it! 

Dec 3, 2019 - 6:35:13 PM
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bubbalouie

Canada

12928 posts since 9/27/2007

After U.S. Thanksgiving turkey legs & wings are on sale here in bags for a buck each,

I used a Disney Leg recipe & cured & smoked these. They are great on there own or in a pot of beans.

Dec 3, 2019 - 7:18:36 PM
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That turkey looks YUMMY!

Makes my mouth water just looking at it. Digital food!

Edited by - bluegrassbanjopicker on 12/03/2019 19:19:10

Dec 4, 2019 - 6:21:47 AM
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figmo59

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29609 posts since 3/5/2008

Ditto ..what Luke said..!

Dec 4, 2019 - 6:29:05 AM
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DC5

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7898 posts since 6/30/2015

quote:
Originally posted by Bill Rogers
quote:
Originally posted by DC5
quote:
Originally posted by Bill Rogers

You can, however, put a frozen turkey in the oven and have it come out fine. Take your drill and drill a hole in the bird where you place a meat thermometer. Push said thermometer into the hole. Put the turkey in the oven and cook until the thermometer indicates it’s done. Remove and let stand. Works fine,


Don't you have to turn the oven on?

Well, yeah. You also have to unwrap the turkey and set the oven temperature.  


 


Well now it's getting complicated, no wonder so many people burn their houses down at Thanksgiving 'cause they don't read the directions. devil

Dec 4, 2019 - 6:59:37 AM
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Owen

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Originally posted by Bill Rogers

   <snip> ...Well, yeah. You also have to unwrap the turkey and set the oven temperature.  

....huh??   ... and all the while yer wife stands around doin' nuthin' ?????    cheeky

Edited by - Owen on 12/04/2019 07:04:52

Dec 4, 2019 - 8:16:26 AM
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14402 posts since 12/2/2005

Turkey is nasty.

Deep-fried turkey is even nastier.

There, I said it.

I &^%$#@! hate turkey.

Dec 4, 2019 - 8:31:34 AM
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Owen

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Skip, maybe you and Knothead over in the "Land Sharks" thread could work out a a mutually beneficial swap agreement??  devil

Here's his take on "wild boar":   "..... I hear some people say they taste good but they don't to me. I have eaten a lot of them and every one I have eaten taste them same, Like Piss!"

Edited by - Owen on 12/04/2019 08:33:35

Dec 4, 2019 - 8:37:57 AM
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Originally posted by Owen

Skip, maybe you and Knothead over in the "Land Sharks" thread could work out a a mutually beneficial swap agreement??  devil

Here's his take on "wild boar":   "..... I hear some people say they taste good but they don't to me. I have eaten a lot of them and every one I have eaten taste them same, Like Piss!"


Yeah, saw that. What the hell does he know? wink

Actually, I'm not in a position to say whether his wild boar tasted like piss or not. What I do know is that turkey tastes like turkey, and I don't like it.

Dec 4, 2019 - 9:39:28 AM
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Brian T

Canada

15854 posts since 6/5/2008

I got invited to a real "pitchfork fondue." Fed steaks to 100 people in 20 minutes.
Buffet of sides to pick from. Dogs and burgers for the kids.
Mixed oils, they said. Maybe 30(?) gallons in the pot, wood-fired, 15(?) T-bones on each fork.
Rolled into the farm yard in a custom 18-wheeler and set-up was in minutes.

I never could "rush" food. Even frozen pot pies in a toaster oven took 30 minutes.
Relax. Have a slurp and a good scratch. Wiggle my toes and think about my work day.
No computer, no internet, no email. Just sit and relax. Life is like baking a potato.

Dec 4, 2019 - 10:12:48 AM
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Bill Rogers (Moderator)

USA

22565 posts since 6/25/2005

quote:
Originally posted by Owen
 
Originally posted by Bill Rogers

    ...Well, yeah. You also have to unwrap the turkey and set the oven temperature.  

....huh??   ... and all the while yer wife stands around doin' nuthin' ?????    cheeky


Trust me, drilling a thermometer hole in a frozen turkey is strictly a guy thing.

Dec 4, 2019 - 11:31:36 AM
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14402 posts since 12/2/2005

quote:
Originally posted by Bill Rogers

Trust me, drilling a thermometer hole in a frozen turkey is strictly a guy thing.


 

In that I'm a guy, I find this thing appealing. It might make me re-think my relationship to turkey. What size bit do you use? How many holes do you have to drill before that nasty meat is all drilled out?

Dec 4, 2019 - 2:35:39 PM
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figmo59

USA

29609 posts since 3/5/2008

quote:
Originally posted by eagleisland

Turkey is nasty.

Deep-fried turkey is even nastier.

There, I said it.

I &^%$#@! hate turkey.


Wellll..then...........

 

Extra..Extra...

Frootcake fer you.....!

 

 

;0)

Dec 4, 2019 - 2:51:20 PM

14402 posts since 12/2/2005

quote:
Originally posted by figmo59
 

Wellll..then...........

 

Extra..Extra...

Frootcake fer you.....!

 

If you never want me to come to dinner again...

...serve a turkey. Make the stuffing with fruitcake.

Dec 4, 2019 - 3:24:08 PM
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RV6

USA

1262 posts since 2/3/2012

The last time I had turkey for Thanksgiving?   Probably around 1991 when my mom died.  After that --- beef.

For fifty years, we had prime rib at my wife's family's ranch south of Valentine, NE.  They always had beef.  Looked at me funny when I mentioned turkey.   I was a third generation cattleman but we had turkey when I was growing up.  The wife's folks never did.

We went to Denver for Thanksgiving this year and bought a $100.00 plus piece of prime rib, locally.  It was OK but we generally bought aged, prime grade prime rib in either Lexington or Valentine, NE.  I don't know if my two daughter's can remember ever having turkey.

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