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METHANE MOAN (A parody by Mike Gregory)

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Nov 13, 2019 - 7:19:36 AM
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52822 posts since 12/14/2005

(TUNE: Poor Little Fool by Ricky Nelson)
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Very simple chord progression
Mostly
C, A minor F , G

1. I [C] used to play a-[Am]round with farts,
[F] Setting them a- [G]flame
But [C] little did I re-[Am]alize
The [F]dangers of that [G}game!

Chorus:
Poor little [C]fuel, Oh [Am]yeah,
[D7]My methane [G]fuel!
Oh [C]yeah, [Am] [D7]
[G]Poor little fragrant [ C] fuel.


2. I'd play that game with other's farts,
I'd play it with my own,
I loved to see a flash of flame,
Whenever farts got blown!
(Chorus)

3. I've seen some truly epic farts,
Blazing in the night,
But now my friends step back when I just
Ask them for a light!
(Chorus)

4. Now I'm an older, wiser man,
And here is some advice:
Don't ever play around with farts!
Some folks think that's not nice!
(Chorus& Fade)
PFTFTFTFTFTFT!

Nov 13, 2019 - 12:35:54 PM

mander

USA

3871 posts since 10/7/2007

Many years ago, I was sleeping soundly in my nice warm bed dreaming sweet days, when suddenly, a LOUD noise and a HORRIFIC smell jarred me from my slumber. My dearest, sweetest son, who was about age nine at the time, had pulled his pants down, hovered him bare bum over my sleeping face and let a particularly nasty one rip.

Sorry to burst your methane bubble Mike, but I am immune to fart humor.

Nov 13, 2019 - 12:49:07 PM

52822 posts since 12/14/2005

As Banjeaux Bob e-mailed me this morning:
........................................................................
Of all the unpleasant ways to be awakened,
MOMMY! My FART is on the FLOOR!
takes the cake!

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