apply a whipped cream mustache to every patron.
Additionally to play music throughout the store containing subliminal messages
concerning the overthrow of governments by banjo-wielding foreigners.
They’ve even recruited my galpal
She’s locally well known for her
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unusual multi-tasking abilities while also performing a G-lick...on the banjo.
She's also an accomplished
pole dancer from The Warsaw Dance Academy.
The last Pole she danced with
was locally famous for his award winning kielbasa.
He prepares them
in a method steeped in tradition.
It involves the use of soaking in a large tub of beer
while the kielbasas are grilled slowly on a wood fired hibachi.
While he’s soaking,
he reads “The Rise and Fall of the Polish Empire”.
His arteries are clogged
but his mind is clear.
His conscience, on the other hand,
is riddled with guilt.
His granny ate one of his sausages and keeled over
dead with a whimper, and a puff of talcum powder as she hit the ground.
ready to end her vegetarian lifestyle.
Oddly, all the carnivores there felt justified
eating bacon at her wake.
“Fat is where it’s at“
was their mantra.
Not exactly words to live by, but
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if the pork chop fits on your plate, then eat it.
Preferably dredged in an egg wash, coated in bread crumbs, deep fried, and then covered
with white gravy.
Anything less would be...
tantamount to heresy.
Speaking of gravy
, some people call spaghetti sauce “gravy”.
That confuses the hell out me because
I normally think of gravy as a topping in addition to the star ingredient in a dish, and to me the noodles are not the star of the dish.
My wife disagrees of course, and she says
the noodles are the best part.
I know, I know its best to..
agree with your bride at all...err, most times.
The exception would be
when she says, “These pants make my ass look big don’t they?”
That’s not something
I'd recommend answering at all.
Just pretend like...
you have copious amounts of wax in your ears.
Then compliment her figure
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