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Aug 4, 2020 - 9:42:53 AM

159 posts since 4/28/2019

apply a whipped cream mustache to every patron.

Additionally to play music throughout the store containing subliminal messages

Aug 4, 2020 - 9:58:27 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

concerning the overthrow of governments by banjo-wielding foreigners.

They’ve even recruited my galpal

Aug 4, 2020 - 12:38:27 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

“G-String Annie”.

She’s locally well known for her

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/04/2020 12:38:46

Aug 4, 2020 - 8:22:44 PM

159 posts since 4/28/2019

unusual multi-tasking abilities while also performing a G-lick...on the banjo.

She's also an accomplished

Aug 4, 2020 - 8:23:56 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

pole dancer from The Warsaw Dance Academy.

The last Pole she danced with

Aug 5, 2020 - 2:52:02 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

was locally famous for his award winning kielbasa.

He prepares them

Aug 5, 2020 - 9:19:50 AM

159 posts since 4/28/2019

in a method steeped in tradition.

It involves the use of soaking in a large tub of beer

Aug 5, 2020 - 11:11:02 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

while the kielbasas are grilled slowly on a wood fired hibachi.

While he’s soaking,

Aug 5, 2020 - 11:22:27 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

he reads “The Rise and Fall of the Polish Empire”.

His arteries are clogged

Aug 5, 2020 - 5:55 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

but his mind is clear.

His conscience, on the other hand,

Aug 5, 2020 - 6:31:12 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

is riddled with guilt.

His granny ate one of his sausages and keeled over

Aug 6, 2020 - 3:36:09 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

dead with a whimper, and a puff of talcum powder as she hit the ground.

She wasn’t

Aug 6, 2020 - 7:07:09 AM

248 posts since 6/19/2018

ready to end her vegetarian lifestyle.

Oddly, all the carnivores there felt justified

Aug 6, 2020 - 8:18:20 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

eating bacon at her wake.

“Fat is where it’s at“

Aug 6, 2020 - 8:54:36 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

was their mantra.

Not exactly words to live by, but

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/06/2020 08:55:01

Aug 6, 2020 - 9:21:06 AM

159 posts since 4/28/2019

if the pork chop fits on your plate, then eat it.

Preferably dredged in an egg wash, coated in bread crumbs, deep fried, and then covered

Aug 6, 2020 - 9:41:07 AM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012
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with white gravy.

Anything less would be...

Aug 6, 2020 - 9:43:11 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

tantamount to heresy.

Speaking of gravy

Aug 6, 2020 - 1:02:29 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

, some people call spaghetti sauce “gravy”.

That confuses the hell out me because

Aug 7, 2020 - 9:40:45 AM

159 posts since 4/28/2019

I normally think of gravy as a topping in addition to the star ingredient in a dish, and to me the noodles are not the star of the dish.

My wife disagrees of course, and she says

Aug 7, 2020 - 10:23:11 AM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012
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the noodles are the best part.

I know, I know its best to..

Aug 7, 2020 - 10:28:49 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

agree with your bride at all...err, most times.

The exception would be

Aug 7, 2020 - 12:48:03 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

when she says, “These pants make my ass look big don’t they?”

That’s not something

Aug 7, 2020 - 2:45:26 PM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012
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I'd recommend answering at all.

Just pretend like...

Aug 7, 2020 - 4:58:24 PM
likes this

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

you have copious amounts of wax in your ears.

Then compliment her figure

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